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   messageicon The good old days are in the past, yet the memories are alive in the present.
←Rate | 11-22-2020 19:33 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mother Nature gave man a set of balls solely to propagate the species. God gave man a set of balls solely for scratching.
←Rate | 11-18-2020 22:14 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has anyone suggested the Google Earth app to the Flat Earth Society?
←Rate | 11-16-2020 17:11 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I joined the Flat Earth Society. I'm hoping they see my stomach the same way they see the planet.
←Rate | 11-15-2020 13:18 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't make it in Hip Hop, there's always IHOP.
←Rate | 11-11-2020 17:06 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know about you, but I think Kanye still has a chance.
←Rate | 11-10-2020 08:25 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook and Twitter are no different than commun¡st countries who control the media. Although they aren't government entities, they still have far reaching influence due to their sizable presence.
←Rate | 10-24-2020 05:36 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's hoping that 2020 disappears quicker than a pizza at a pothead convention.🍷
←Rate | 10-20-2020 09:29 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me to my Doctor: Hey, Doc. Every time I drink coffee, I get a sharp pain in my eye. Doctor: Do you remember to take the spoon out of the cup?
←Rate | 10-15-2020 08:47 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was on the phone earlier with a friend in upstate New York. We touched on the weather. She said, "It's wet, gloomy and mostly in the 40's. I said that sounds like my sƐx life.
←Rate | 10-13-2020 17:11 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Columbus Day is one thing, but I'm still upset about my personal holiday. No, not my Birthday. I'm talking about Fat Tuesday. 😛
←Rate | 10-12-2020 09:08 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon In this world, there are beings who consider you their universe. Okay, they're dust mites and they live on your eyebrows, but so?
←Rate | 10-10-2020 23:07 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kamala Harris looked like a smug litigant on Judge Judy being sued by her landlord for not paying rent; claiming it was a gift.
←Rate | 10-08-2020 06:56 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon It doesn't matter who wins the Presidency. The entire world's zeitgeist (the spirit of the age) is going through a tumultuous change, and no man or group possesses the power to affect it.
←Rate | 10-02-2020 05:59 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid, people often said that I was the "little engine that could." Turns out that I'm the "big old caboose that couldn't."
←Rate | 09-26-2020 16:19 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friend: Don't worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea.... Me: Yeah, that and crabs.
←Rate | 09-13-2020 08:17 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The human mind and spirit seek answers revealed in truth, yet ultimately find little more than contradictions, falsehoods and lies.
←Rate | 09-12-2020 20:48 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The gender reveal device that started those fires in California must've said the kid was gonna be a flamer.
←Rate | 09-07-2020 19:03 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I replaced se× with food. Now I can't even get in my own pants.
←Rate | 09-07-2020 07:25 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay. So they can make fake meat out of plants. Try really impressing us and make a watermelon out of a London Broil.
←Rate | 09-07-2020 07:22 by Fazzy Comments (0)  




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