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   messageicon After watching Star Wars for the thousanth time I noticed Chewbacca is always wearing a purse. Now I wonder if he was actually a sidekick or the "competion" for Princess Leia
←Rate | 08-30-2011 06:25 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most wives don't want to hear their husband's opinion. They want to hear their own opinion- in their husband's voice.
←Rate | 08-30-2011 06:38 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cesar Millan is amazing as The Dog Whisperer but I'm not gonna be really impressed until a show called "Rebellious Teenager Whisperer" comes out.
←Rate | 08-30-2011 07:00 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are never quite as entertaining as when you come home from your night shift, walk head first thru a spider web, and dance the "Unmanly Web Tango" for the delight of all your neighbors, your teenage son, and his friends at the bus stop.
←Rate | 09-02-2011 03:02 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon Restaraunt pagers for long waits can be fun. Just ask to use the toilet while waiting then apologize to the Hostess for dropping it in the really messy toilet as youre seated. Note the look on her face and have fun reliving that moment as you finally eat
←Rate | 09-06-2011 03:11 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a Japanese friend who can write in that cool calligraphy. That's pretty impressive. Of course I won't be REALLY impressed until I see her do the "YMCA" dance in her own language.
←Rate | 09-07-2011 11:35 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really question the marketing tactics at Whosale Furniture Outlets. I've never heard anyone say "Oooh! A giant inflatable Ape!! I think I want to buy a couch!"
←Rate | 09-07-2011 12:05 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sad 60's Self Realization:Most of the people who used to call you a Space Cowboy, a Gangster of Love, and Maurice now call you a Sad Hippie Has-Been.
←Rate | 09-07-2011 12:19 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sadly there comes a day in every Father/Son Relationship where your son asserts himself by simply saying "No thank you" when you say "Pull my finger".
←Rate | 09-07-2011 14:01 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon I care about who wins tonight's GOP Debate about as much as I care about who wins one of those fake wrestling smackdowns. Actually put all the GOP contenders in a cagematch where they can smack each other with folding chairs and I might actually watch it.
←Rate | 09-07-2011 14:29 by Jbabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Press is going on and on about how Beyonce has bared her "Baby Bump".Apparently she was successful in getting f*cked.Big Whoop! All the other members of Destiny's Child got f*cked a long time ago.
←Rate | 09-07-2011 14:33 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bazaar Magazine's new cover features Lady Gaga on it without any makeup or crazy wigs on. P Diddy says she needs to change her name like he did. Might I suggest Lady Gag Gag?
←Rate | 09-07-2011 14:48 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon The way my first love would just melt in my hands,with kisses so sweet,and open hearts full of delicious memories- yes even the decadent Bars that brought us together. Truth is you never forget your first love...especially when its Chocolate.
←Rate | 09-08-2011 12:33 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone else see FB Bugs?! ̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨They drive you crazy and you can't wıpe them off your screen!!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 12:42 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always wondered something. Exactly how cool is a cucumber anyway?
←Rate | 09-09-2011 13:40 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon Describing a woman as "Fine" evokes a certain mental image. Describing her as "Fine as Frogs Hair" evokes a completely different image. For example Courtney Cox is "Fine" but Courney Love is "Fine as Frogs Hair."
←Rate | 09-09-2011 13:57 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Professional Boxers ever tell their friends that they are "as pleased as punch."
←Rate | 09-09-2011 13:59 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon They tried to throw a surprise birthday party for me with fun games but someone let the cat out of the bag. All was not lost however because they left the other cat in the Pinata.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 14:17 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the phrase "Cop an Attitude" is totally ironic considering most cops I've ever come across have sh*tty attitudes.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 14:22 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon A true pervert can tell always tell you about the hottest centerfold that he has ever come across.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 14:26 by JBabcock Comments (0)  




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