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   messageicon If you don’t like something change it... if you can’t change it on facebook, so I can "like it" and laugh
←Rate | 06-04-2013 21:26 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing it's idiot
←Rate | 08-30-2012 21:40 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon To show my support for all the democracy protesters in the Middle East, I am shaving my balls today(They were getting hairy and I needed an excuse)
←Rate | 05-11-2011 18:16 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wishes the protestors would occupy Iran, North Korea, & Syria, instead of Wall street
←Rate | 10-12-2011 16:55 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today I wish a Happy Easter to my Greek Orthodox and Russian friends. Your ancestors really sucked at reading the calendar.
←Rate | 05-04-2013 16:26 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy pagan fertility goddess and spring solstice worship holiday everyone!!
←Rate | 04-08-2012 14:26 by gil Comments (1)  

   messageicon This year's national billiards tournament in Vegas was cancelled. Charlie Sheen bought up all the eight-balls.
←Rate | 03-03-2011 11:48 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear English Majors: How did the word "Dingleberry" get it's name?
←Rate | 12-11-2012 23:15 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Best Film went to a silent movie made by Frenchmen and Best Foreign film went to Iran. 2 sure signs the world is ending soon.
←Rate | 02-27-2012 09:42 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm a proud supporter of the Occupy sesame street protest.
←Rate | 10-13-2011 22:31 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon On this day, 25 years ago, Geraldo Rivera opened Al Capone's vault. WTF is he still working?
←Rate | 04-23-2011 22:57 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bill and Ted wrote the best bible when they said "Be excellent to each other". no other commandments or words of wisdom needed.
←Rate | 06-29-2011 00:19 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon "if you haven't gotten laid using facebook, you're doing it wrong" - 90% of facebook users
←Rate | 03-08-2012 22:47 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do I get no "likes" when I mention cocaine and strippers in the same sentence?
←Rate | 08-03-2013 02:25 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hope everyone's fridge gets knocked out in the storm. Bama voters will be in line for new food-stamps instead of voting.
←Rate | 10-29-2012 15:27 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon The 2 living Popes come from the final 2 remaining countries in the World Cup. Checkmate Atheists!!
←Rate | 07-11-2014 11:38 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm buying 100 Gyro-bowls for Christmas. I'm tired of spilling my vodka when I stumble out of the bathroom. who wants one?
←Rate | 12-11-2010 03:09 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Jack Black and Jack White had a baby together, what name would they use?
←Rate | 04-22-2018 18:08 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon A vegan, a cross-fitter, and an atheist walk into a bar. Who does the bartender shoot first?
←Rate | 05-30-2015 16:43 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon If anyone believes Osama Bin Laden was really buried at sea, I have a bridge in New York I want to sell you.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 03:02 by Gil Comments (0)  

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