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   messageicon All I heard was, "I swear it'll be funny"... Then we were in jail.
←Rate | 07-22-2011 14:23 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a guy whose whole job is to find new places to hide the "close this ad" button.
←Rate | 06-25-2012 09:10 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just changed the names of all the girls in my contact list to: "Jake, from State Farm"
←Rate | 03-30-2012 10:20 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when I tell someone I'll be there in 10 minutes, but they continue to call me every half-hour anyway.
←Rate | 02-05-2012 09:33 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone has the one mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your house uses or knows anything about.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 14:02 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoa! Thank you warning label! I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 10:03 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone else's shower.
←Rate | 07-30-2011 13:05 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 14:06 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just accidentally mixed 'I cant believe its not butter' with my regluar butter...now I dont know what to believe.
←Rate | 08-15-2011 18:18 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I removed my windshield wipers and now I don't get parking tickets. Suck it meter maids!
←Rate | 09-23-2011 22:07 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I could commute by roller coaster.
←Rate | 07-14-2011 17:04 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wax museum is going to start small by focusing on famous people who look like candles.
←Rate | 02-10-2012 10:21 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear clever comeback, can you come BEFORE the argument is over. Thanks!
←Rate | 10-18-2011 09:39 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven't showered today and can smell yesterday on me. But I kicked ass yesterday. So I might just ride this smell out.
←Rate | 02-04-2012 10:46 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ben Franklin started 1st Colonial Printing Press using Hemp paper. Not saying he smoked it. Lots of sober guys fly kites in Thunderstorms.
←Rate | 01-31-2012 12:37 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see you're playing stupid. Looks like you're winning too.
←Rate | 08-12-2011 12:23 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, I found out that ‘Made in China' stickers are made in Korea. Mind = BLOWN!
←Rate | 09-02-2011 10:07 by SuthernFukr Comments (1)  


   messageicon Going to Mark Zuckerberg's house to move around all his furniture and see how he likes it!
←Rate | 09-22-2011 11:00 by SuthernFukr Comments (1)  


   messageicon In real life, I never know when danger is coming because the music doesn't change.
←Rate | 07-09-2011 17:10 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I saw a baby with a bib that said “This dumba$$ put my cape on backwards.”
←Rate | 08-29-2011 13:51 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  




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