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   messageicon Scientists says the world is made of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.... I think they forgot to mention Morons
←Rate | 12-02-2012 05:44 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 03:34 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
←Rate | 03-10-2011 02:45 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looking through a girls photos and thinking "slut..slut..slut..slut" :D
←Rate | 08-02-2010 00:47 by roN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here it comesssss.... WOOT! WOOT! There it goessssssss.... "CHA-CHING!" Man, Payday Sux! :P
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:13 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, "damn that was awesome".
←Rate | 06-19-2011 13:16 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Ex, please get out of my head and heart. Sincerely, someone who`s trying to move on.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 12:46 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands,7 seas, over 6 billion people, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 11:11 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon i love you till...............tom catches jerry n has him for dinner...... :P
←Rate | 07-05-2010 02:36 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 03:32 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 03:26 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering ... When Weird Al Yankovic dies, will they do a parody of Michael Jackson's memorial?
←Rate | 07-12-2009 12:02 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon an appetite for destruction...and he is starving this week
←Rate | 04-21-2009 11:57 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon when you are single,all you see r happy couples.............when you r commited,all you see r happy singles. :))
←Rate | 06-29-2010 23:47 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon HEY, !!!!!!!! -------------> ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:54 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
←Rate | 03-10-2011 02:45 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sooooo this midget walks into a bar....well a bicycle rack....
←Rate | 05-16-2011 12:48 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single"
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:55 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wish I was a bird, so that when times got tough I could just fly over certain people and sh*t on their heads!
←Rate | 07-27-2010 04:30 by roN Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you dont like me remember its mind over matter, I dont mind and you dont matter!
←Rate | 03-15-2011 03:00 by RoN Comments (0)  




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