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   messageicon I have to go shopping. I got run over by a steam roller yesterday and need to get me a pair of size 200 x 14 pants.
←Rate | 05-13-2017 12:12 by Mick Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'll never understand when someone says that they hate to drink water. To me, that's like saying you hate breathing. "Hey, uh, would you happen to have something to breathe other than air?"
←Rate | 05-29-2017 17:09 by Mick Comments (0)  

   messageicon Q: What's Better Than A Rose On Your Piano? A: Tulips On Your Organ.
←Rate | 04-22-2017 12:57 by Mick Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fun At The Office Tip: Eat an Easter egg on the Friday after Easter, then wait for the employees to start an office pool named, "What crawled up your a$$ and died?"
←Rate | 04-17-2017 10:52 by Mick Comments (0)  

   messageicon The only time I've ever felt like a male trapped in a female's body was the 9 months before I was born.
←Rate | 06-29-2023 06:58 by Mick Comments (0)  

   messageicon Jameis Winston did NOT steal those crab legs intentionally. He is so into football, that he felt sorry for the shellfish, and merely thought he would do the right thing by putting them on injured reserve.
←Rate | 05-01-2014 06:09 by Mick Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yes, I'm in a complicated relationship. Trying to decide which hand to use makes things more difficult than you can imagine.
←Rate | 02-27-2014 18:24 by Mick Comments (0)  


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