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   messageicon At least this apocalypse and rapture debacle has conclusively proven one significant fact: We are not alone! We have idiots living among us!
←Rate | 05-22-2011 05:38 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools and idiots are on the same side.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 12:51 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you actually believe in this Doomsday & Rapture nonsense...Please gracefully delete yourself from my friend's list...Coz I am allergic to retards and idiots.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 06:51 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think all women who say, "All men are Jerks" mean to say, "All the men I chose to date are jerks" or put simply, "I am attracted to jerks"
←Rate | 05-17-2011 13:07 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your girlfriend is Rated E for "EVERYONE"
←Rate | 05-17-2011 10:40 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon If sex is the food of love then masturbation must be the snacks between meals.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 09:59 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have that ONE person we would gladly take back in a second...No matter how much bullsh*t they put us through and hurt us in the past.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 16:09 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies remember: Being honest and direct doesn't make you a B*tch. It makes you the Realest B*tch no-one dares to mess with.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 03:38 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every woman has that ONE guy she will never lose feelings for, even if she gets married to another.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 02:25 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am never shocked or surprised when someone I trust and love backstabs or betrays me. Even the Devil was once an angel. Even Judas was once a loyal disciple.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 01:59 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon To those who worry about haters I say: You will never reach your DESTINATION if you keep stopping to throw stones at every dog that barks at you.
←Rate | 05-11-2011 14:02 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it was up to me, Pregnancy test would only have 2 cool results; PINK - You are screwed & BLUE - Keep on screwing.
←Rate | 05-11-2011 13:27 by KIsstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its not me, its you. I just don't think it's going to work between us. You're boring, tasteless, and I can't stop cheating on you. I know you're my right choice, but we can't continue! TO: DIET FROM: ME
←Rate | 05-10-2011 15:59 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is a sacred thing meant just for two. But there's always that one slut who doesn't know how to count.
←Rate | 05-10-2011 04:20 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to all the moms who spent their whole Mother's Day thinking and worrying, "If this dummy ever asks for a paternity test, I can kiss the good life goodbye”
←Rate | 05-09-2011 13:02 by KIsstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you really want something, you will find a way. If you don't, you will find an excuse.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 08:07 by KIsstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today the rest of you women don't matter til' Monday...and when Tuesday rolls around a couple of you still won't matter.
←Rate | 05-08-2011 04:00 by KIsstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life can be like a prick, Sometimes it gets hard for no apparent reason.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 10:02 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be Jealous of Me... If you had to walk a mile in my shoes you'd probably need year of therapy.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 03:02 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are dreaming of being on the same level with me, you better wake up and apologize!
←Rate | 05-06-2011 08:27 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  




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