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   messageicon Love is much more interesting when you have a DIRTY mind.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 02:52 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon ME: "I wasn't that drunk!" MY FRIEND: “Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.”
←Rate | 06-19-2011 02:44 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I felt special… until I saw you talk to every other guy like that.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 14:50 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every girl wants to be the one that makes a player quit the game. But sometimes that's like being the zebra that wants to turn a lion into a vegetarian.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 12:08 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, I'm single again, this time with no intentions of looking for another girl, this time I'm letting her find me.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 12:07 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon No you are not an independant woman... You are just an adult. Having a car, paying yo bills, paying rent is part of adult life
←Rate | 06-15-2011 07:49 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally...a woman who can make me smile without taking her clothes off.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 11:21 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't love with my heart...I love with my imagination.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 07:11 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that whenever I wish someone a happy birthday they always assume Facebook reminded me? Do you ever think maybe just maybe I care that much to remember the day you were born.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 01:31 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whats with people who reach facebook maximum friends limit and have to open another account to accommodate more new friends? Are you really that popular or you are just a slut?
←Rate | 06-09-2011 09:42 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the difference between a liar and a cheater? Nothing, they're practically brothers!
←Rate | 06-08-2011 05:24 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Problem is people confuse LOVE with BUSINESS. If you are with her because she gives the best BJs and she is with you because you pay all her bills then thats not a LOVE affair, that's just a BUSINESS arrangement.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 03:24 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pregnancy Test: The magic wand that can make a man disappear.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 10:03 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon When will women ever learn? Never post pictures of yourself and your hotter friend posing together. Especially when she has bigger boobs than you. It will only make you invisible and insignificant.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 03:42 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Excuse me guys, help here. What does it mean if the husband of a woman you have been flirting with on Facebook sends you a friend request? Am I in trouble? Should I be worried?
←Rate | 06-06-2011 13:38 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think you are funny. My girlfriend thinks you are hot, all of a sudden you not so funny anymore
←Rate | 06-05-2011 09:12 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teach me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 07:50 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon My plan to discombobulate people with big words has failed egregiously.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 04:42 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got on Facebook to look up long lost friends. It's true what they say, that it's best to let sleeping dogs lie
←Rate | 06-02-2011 08:24 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your first mistake was leaving me. Your second mistake was thinking I would die without you.
←Rate | 05-27-2011 06:13 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  




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