jackson Funny Status Messages

   It's a real shame that Justin Bieber never got to attend a sleepover at Michael Jackson's house

   I am still sitting here completely in Awe of how Samuel L Jackson is going to be portraying Martin Luther King, Jr. I can picture it now, "I had a dream mother f*cker!"

   've got a pretty good pre-rapture music mix going: "End of the World as We Know It," Jackson Browne's "Disco Apocalypse" and "Before the Deluge." And, of course, "Stairway to Heaven." Any other suggestions?

   It would be pretty cool if, on her last show, Oprah ripped off a mask and it was Michael Jackson.

   that awkard moment when your at the club using all the moves you learned from Just Dance,Dance Central, and Micheal Jackson's the Experience on the dancefloor...

   janet jackson flashes a titty and all hell breaks loose, while on the other hand rick ross can just flaunt his knockers anywhere he wants

   J-Lo's Checklist: ✓Sean Combs ✓Cris Judd ✓Ben Affleck ✓Marc Anthony __Simon Fuller __Randy Jackson __Steven Tyler __Flavor Flav

   MTV is 30 today!! Nina Blackwood, Mark Goodman, Alan Hunter, Martha Quinn and J.J. Jackson....you're hard work was for nothing guys "Reality Show Killed The Video Star"!!

   I miss Wesley Snipes. That man could act. You really believed for a moment that he was afraid of Michael Jackson in the Bad video.

   Okay, Brand, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did!

   Just read the entire Michael Jackson will -- turns out the doggone girl is mine.

   Now that we've seen Nancy Grace's nipple on Dancing with the Stars, the FCC should pay Janet Jackson back every dime

   I can't believe that one of Michael Jackson's Doctors is on trial..........and it's not his plastic surgeon!

   How is it possible that one of Michael Jackson's doctors is on trial... and it's not his plastic surgeon?

   Famous people are droppin like flies..I mean..We had...Michael Jackson..Amy Whinehouse..Steve Jobs.. Whose next.. Lindsay Lohan?!

   Michael Jackson's bodyguards are now saying; "if Michael Jackson were alive, there is NO WAY he would want Dr Murray on trial." DUH if Michael Jackson was alive, Dr Murray WOULDN'T be on trial now would he? Well played bodyguards, well played.

   I'm thinking Dr. Murray will probably get a harsher sentence since Michael Jackson was white at the time of his death......just saying

   The Jackson's said yesterday's that the Dr. Murray verdict ends a sad chapter in their lives. ...And then they remembered that they're all still related to Tito...

   When I was younger I used to have a lot of patience, but now I'm like Michael Jackson's Doctor & I have no patients.

   Did you that a slug has 3,000 teeth and four noses. Beating out Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers by eight teeth.