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   messageicon It's a real shame that Justin Bieber never got to attend a sleepover at Michael Jackson's house
←Rate | 04-07-2011 02:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am still sitting here completely in Awe of how Samuel L Jackson is going to be portraying Martin Luther King, Jr. I can picture it now, "I had a dream mother f*cker!"
←Rate | 04-16-2011 13:11 by Mr. Gasparilla Comments (0)  

   messageicon 've got a pretty good pre-rapture music mix going: "End of the World as We Know It," Jackson Browne's "Disco Apocalypse" and "Before the Deluge." And, of course, "Stairway to Heaven." Any other suggestions?
←Rate | 05-21-2011 13:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It would be pretty cool if, on her last show, Oprah ripped off a mask and it was Michael Jackson.
←Rate | 05-25-2011 12:24 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon that awkard moment when your at the club using all the moves you learned from Just Dance,Dance Central, and Micheal Jackson's the Experience on the dancefloor...
←Rate | 06-18-2011 02:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon janet jackson flashes a titty and all hell breaks loose, while on the other hand rick ross can just flaunt his knockers anywhere he wants
←Rate | 07-07-2011 20:45 by bumpz Comments (0)  

   messageicon J-Lo's Checklist: ✓Sean Combs ✓Cris Judd ✓Ben Affleck ✓Marc Anthony __Simon Fuller __Randy Jackson __Steven Tyler __Flavor Flav
←Rate | 07-15-2011 18:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon MTV is 30 today!! Nina Blackwood, Mark Goodman, Alan Hunter, Martha Quinn and J.J. Jackson....you're hard work was for nothing guys "Reality Show Killed The Video Star"!!
←Rate | 08-02-2011 06:20 by urboyblue Comments (0)  

   messageicon I miss Wesley Snipes. That man could act. You really believed for a moment that he was afraid of Michael Jackson in the Bad video.
←Rate | 08-19-2011 20:49 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Okay, Brand, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did!
←Rate | 08-26-2011 14:51 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just read the entire Michael Jackson will -- turns out the doggone girl is mine.
←Rate | 09-04-2011 14:54 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Now that we've seen Nancy Grace's nipple on Dancing with the Stars, the FCC should pay Janet Jackson back every dime
←Rate | 09-28-2011 05:59 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't believe that one of Michael Jackson's Doctors is on trial..........and it's not his plastic surgeon!
←Rate | 10-04-2011 22:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How is it possible that one of Michael Jackson's doctors is on trial... and it's not his plastic surgeon?
←Rate | 10-05-2011 13:31 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Famous people are droppin like flies..I mean..We had...Michael Jackson..Amy Whinehouse..Steve Jobs.. Whose next.. Lindsay Lohan?!
←Rate | 10-19-2011 22:07 by Seanathon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael Jackson's bodyguards are now saying; "if Michael Jackson were alive, there is NO WAY he would want Dr Murray on trial." DUH if Michael Jackson was alive, Dr Murray WOULDN'T be on trial now would he? Well played bodyguards, well played.
←Rate | 11-04-2011 08:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm thinking Dr. Murray will probably get a harsher sentence since Michael Jackson was white at the time of his death......just saying
←Rate | 11-07-2011 22:16 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Jackson's said yesterday's that the Dr. Murray verdict ends a sad chapter in their lives. ...And then they remembered that they're all still related to Tito...
←Rate | 11-08-2011 20:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I was younger I used to have a lot of patience, but now I'm like Michael Jackson's Doctor & I have no patients.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 16:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did you that a slug has 3,000 teeth and four noses. Beating out Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers by eight teeth.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 21:07 Comments (0)  

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