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   messageicon I renamed my Ancestry.com file folder to Edit DNA to mess with archaeologists in the future...
←Rate | 05-23-2014 18:48 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Pope excommunicates Italian Mafia: I wonder who the next pope is gonna be...
←Rate | 06-23-2014 10:21 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tried to kill a mockingbird but it mocked me and almost killed me instead...
←Rate | 07-29-2014 10:40 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Uranus was the first planet discovered with a telescope. I didn't know planets had telescopes...
←Rate | 10-17-2014 01:30 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay Christmas, you're on the clock...
←Rate | 11-28-2014 01:53 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Playboy is dropping nudes because they're too easy to find on the internet? I had no idea. I only read the internet for the articles.
←Rate | 10-13-2015 08:57 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Playboy doesn't show nudes. MTV doesn't play music videos. The Learning Channel makes you dumber. What happened to the world
←Rate | 10-13-2015 08:59 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tonight's Jets/Bills football uniforms resemble my Starbucks cup.
←Rate | 11-12-2015 21:02 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon My biggest pet peeve is that people expect me to remember their pet peeves. Please don't forget that!
←Rate | 11-27-2016 14:21 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man with Corona virus seeks woman with Lymes disease
←Rate | 02-20-2020 13:53 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Microsoft Word! I try and move an image 1mm to the left, but all text and images shift, fonts change, four more pages appear...in the distance, sirens.
←Rate | 03-03-2020 13:40 by jc Comments (0)  



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