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   messageicon Have you ever noticed that Velma(from Scooby-Doo) only says who the bad guy is after she pulls off their mask. And then conveniently knew it was him or her all along.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:17 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Overhearing someone ask their friend a question sucks when you know the answer, but can't exhibit your amazing knowledge without seeming like a weirdo for listening to their conversation.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:22 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon You feel safer when you're wearing clothes, even though they don't actually offer very much protection.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:28 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography,
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:29 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some girls need to realize that having fat on their bodies doesn't make them fat - it makes them alive.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:31 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its a bit awkward when you don't realize how many curse words and sexual innuendos a song has in it until you're in the car listening to it with your parents.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:35 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon The cheaper the phone, the harder it is to break.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:41 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you're trick-or-treating, it kind of makes you sad if the people handing out candy are younger than you.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:42 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know what a lot of words mean, it's just really hard to explain it
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:43 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the hell out of their dog.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:44 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon How come rappers always brag about being criminals and committing crimes, but then whine like little babies when people illegally download their music. Dang hypocrites.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:46 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't you hate when you put some much work and effort into an assignment and still fail it miserably.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:52 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's got to be interesting for those kids from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition when they become teenagers Imagine trying to bring a girl back to your place. "Hey baby, ever done it in a bed shaped like a T-Rex's head?"
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:53 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Even though they so many people die because of alcohol, you never think about how many of them are born because of it.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:54 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon If M&M's came in white wrappers, there would be too many punchlines to the beginning of this sentence.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:55 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It was better back when you could look under a bottle cap and see you won instantly, rather than this entering a code online thing they have now. I want to look under the cap and see "YOU WON!" instead of ED34GH....
←Rate | 10-12-2011 22:07 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Childhood is like being drunk. Everybody remembers it except you..
←Rate | 10-12-2011 22:08 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon There comes a time when you just look at yourself in the mirror, and say"f**k it, this is as good as it's gonna get.".
←Rate | 10-12-2011 22:09 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes, you have to hear a song twice before you decide you like it.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 22:10 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's kind of sad that they replaced Mailbox on Blue's Clues with e-mail.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 22:12 by g0re Comments (0)  

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