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   messageicon There is really a Miss Facebook beauty pageant. I wonder if the bathroom pictures are scored lower?
←Rate | 01-31-2011 19:15 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bill Clinton was recently seen smoking a pipe. When asked why he wasn't smoking a cigar he said, ''Cigars are for pu**ies." Clinton rules!
←Rate | 02-01-2011 09:07 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two winners for mega millions. One in Indiana and one in Michigan. I hope they both lose their tickets in the snow!
←Rate | 02-02-2011 05:48 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got a new puppy! I named him Go away, poor little guy is going to be so confused everytime I call him.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 20:44 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody in Chicago is moaning about the snow. Um it is winter and it is Chicago, what dou you expect? Sunshine and lollipops?
←Rate | 02-03-2011 05:46 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe if tmobile spent less time on attack commercials, and more time creating phones, and providing a good signal their company would suck a little less. iPhone is still the best!
←Rate | 02-03-2011 05:54 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Martin Lawrence should just come out of the closet and admit he's a crossdresser already.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 18:46 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every day I am forced to add another name to the list of people who piss me off.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 20:50 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Go ahead, tell us everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 23:34 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't we all just get abong?
←Rate | 02-05-2011 00:52 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wanna sleep with her, I wanna sleep with her, I wanna sleep with her, I wanna sleep with her, men don't think like that. We think I wanna screw her! No sleep involved
←Rate | 02-06-2011 21:38 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If my girlfriend had a little plasma on her forehead with a football game on, I'd always give her my undivided attention.
←Rate | 02-07-2011 23:42 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 34 days till steak and rh day! :D
←Rate | 02-08-2011 11:34 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saved a bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms
←Rate | 02-12-2011 17:09 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Missing wife and dog. Reward for dog.
←Rate | 02-26-2011 14:08 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yesterday I told my girlfriend to come over because no one is home. I don't know why she was so mad when she arrived to my empty house. I said "no one".
←Rate | 03-09-2011 06:54 by Dopey420 Comments (1)  


   messageicon When I'm at a bar I aways look for a girl who has a tattoo. I see a tattoo, and I think, here's a girl who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 09:45 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
←Rate | 03-21-2011 09:10 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon AT&T should make a commercial with the pink dress girl naked and say, hey tmobile where is your clothes? And the girl can say you bought it right off my back.
←Rate | 03-21-2011 22:31 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so sick of hearing about the rapture... Shut up already, if it happens we'll have all eternity to talk about it in he'll.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 04:39 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  




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