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X is Yesterday I told my girlfriend to come over because no one is home. I don't know why she was so mad when she arrived to my empty house. I said "no one".
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←Rate | 03-09-2011 06:54 by Dopey420 | Tags: Approved

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Wednesday March 9, 2011 @ 07:36 AM

Yesterday..? This joke was so yesteryears.

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