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   messageicon Thanks Sesame Street for telling us Bert & Ernie are not gay, but I'd like to hear it directly from Bert & Ernie.
←Rate | 08-12-2011 11:30 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congrats Google Plus on being the new Myspace replacement. RIP facebook
←Rate | 09-22-2011 14:44 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wishes the protestors would occupy Iran, North Korea, & Syria, instead of Wall street
←Rate | 10-12-2011 16:55 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Protester Fail: Every Guy Fawkes mask you buy to show your support sends a royallty to Time Warner, one of the largest corporations in America.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:19 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a proud supporter of the Occupy sesame street protest.
←Rate | 10-13-2011 22:31 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Herman Cain justifying being accused of sexually assaulting 4 women is like a drunk defnding 4 DUIs
←Rate | 11-09-2011 11:31 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ultimate goal in life is to someday sing 800-CASH-NOW in a JD Wentworth commercial.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 13:54 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best Film went to a silent movie made by Frenchmen and Best Foreign film went to Iran. 2 sure signs the world is ending soon.
←Rate | 02-27-2012 09:42 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Religion and morality don't need each other to exist.
←Rate | 03-01-2012 10:31 by Gil Comments (1)  


   messageicon "Hey Andrew Breibart.... Wecome to the club!" - Vince Foster
←Rate | 03-01-2012 18:46 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Andrew Breitbart..... Ccaine overdose or heart attack hours before releasing Obama college partying video tapes.....yea right! BS
←Rate | 03-02-2012 17:12 by GIL Comments (0)  


   messageicon "if you haven't gotten laid using facebook, you're doing it wrong" - 90% of facebook users
←Rate | 03-08-2012 22:47 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rosie O'Donnell fired again from a talk-show, for the 4th time. Time to quit attempts at being so serious and go back to fat lesbian stand-up comedy.
←Rate | 03-19-2012 14:56 by GIL Comments (0)  


   messageicon When is it a good time to mention the Easter holiday tradition of eggs and bunny rabbits are pagan fertility symbols and the words Easter, Easter Bunny, or Easter Egg appear nowhere in the Bible? Not this weekend then?.....
←Rate | 04-07-2012 15:49 by gil Comments (4)  


   messageicon Happy pagan fertility goddess and spring solstice worship holiday everyone!!
←Rate | 04-08-2012 14:26 by gil Comments (1)  


   messageicon France shouldchange the color of it's flag to match it's football/soccer team.....all-white
←Rate | 06-23-2012 15:10 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your chances of becoming an Olympic Athlete are less than 1 in 10,000. Think about that for just a second. All Olympians should be proud of just having the opportunity to participate.
←Rate | 08-12-2012 08:56 by gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you heard about the upcoming vegetarian Zombie apocalypse? They only eat grains....
←Rate | 08-22-2012 21:55 by gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing it's idiot
←Rate | 08-30-2012 21:40 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder how many identical twins are walking around now with the wrong names because their parents got them confused as infants and never figured it out.
←Rate | 09-06-2012 16:38 by gil Comments (0)  




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