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   messageicon I renamed my Ancestry.com file folder to Edit DNA to mess with archaeologists in the future...
←Rate | 05-23-2014 18:48 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon For those of you who won't be joining us in Heaven tomorrow but going to the other place below, Pauly Shore will be the guest on The View.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 23:49 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tom has a lot of space. He named his website very accurately.
←Rate | 05-15-2014 17:44 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Uranus was the first planet discovered with a telescope. I didn't know planets had telescopes...
←Rate | 10-17-2014 01:30 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon there a better scream-along song than Journey's Don't Stop Believin'?
←Rate | 03-04-2011 02:56 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got stone cold case of the muchies so bad that I'm eating Macaroni and Cheese straight out of the box and chasing it with a glass of milk and butter. So good! I'm tempted to try snorting that powdered cheesy goodness for ultimate processed food high.
←Rate | 09-19-2010 11:43 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Windows 7 is my idea, why the heck do I have to pay for it?
←Rate | 12-13-2010 09:58 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tried to kill a mockingbird but it mocked me and almost killed me instead...
←Rate | 07-29-2014 10:40 by JC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am definitely spending too much time on this here internet thing. Today some rude dude bumped into me and I said to him out loud, "Double-you Tee Eff?!"
←Rate | 11-29-2010 10:38 by JC Comments (1)  


   messageicon likes to sit in the pharmacy on my phone talking about how I have a contagious rash on 90% of my body and the Dr. can't find a medicine that works!
←Rate | 11-16-2010 17:22 by jc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
←Rate | 09-21-2010 09:36 by JC Comments (0)  



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