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   messageicon Im gonna laugh when the day comes when our generation is saying "You spoiled little brats! All we had in our day was Xbox's, PS3's, iphones, flat-screen tv's & laptops, you ungrateful little sh!t"
←Rate | 12-19-2011 23:42 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're driving illegally, suddenly every car is an undercover cop.
←Rate | 10-15-2011 18:57 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would be funny to make your facebook status "OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS" and then 5 minutes later make another facebook status that says "Well, I'm gonna test out this time machine",
←Rate | 11-05-2011 17:46 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best way to end an argument is to let your opponent scream out a statement and reply by throwing up your hands and saying, "That's exactly what I've been trying to tell you!" and then walking away.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 20:27 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Her: What did you buy me for my birthday? Him: You see that pink Mercedes over there? Her: Yessss??? Him: Well I brought you a toothbrush the same color.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 23:15 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon that awkard moment when your trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water came out
←Rate | 01-08-2012 21:41 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes you can't tell if you're just in a bad mood or everyone around you is being annoying.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 20:57 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bus drivers inwardly laugh at you when they drop you off in the rain.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 15:07 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I didnt do it..." "Then why are you laughing?" "Cause whoever did it is a f*cking genius!"
←Rate | 12-16-2011 01:36 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont you ou hate when you're at someone's house and they ask stupid questions like "Who are you?" and "Is that a gun?",
←Rate | 10-12-2011 17:17 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was better back when you could look under a bottle cap and see you won instantly, rather than this entering a code online thing they have now. I want to look under the cap and see "YOU WON!" instead of ED34GH.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 18:12 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are times where you really do feel sorry for Squidward.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:04 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think about it Johnny Bravo would be perfect for Jersey Shore.
←Rate | 10-13-2011 01:20 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon GF: Babe what are you doing?? BF:Nothing much, really tired just going to sleep now hunny and you sweetheart ? GF:In the club standing right behind you
←Rate | 12-22-2011 19:39 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon My math teacher staples Burger King applications on failed tests.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 19:20 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Self checkout was invented by a guy who had to buy tampons.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 22:52 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Batman and Catwoman had a kid, it would become either a Batcat, or the less popular Manwoman.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 08:27 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It makes sense that animals pee on something to mark their territory. I mean if someone peed on something, most people would be like, "Eww, okay. That's yours now."
←Rate | 12-07-2011 04:19 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only people with sh!tty video cameras and shaky hands can see UFOs.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 00:46 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Welcome to America:You can be the valedictorian of your class, go to college, get a Doctorate's Degree, get a really good job, and you're still not going to make as much each year as Snooki.
←Rate | 10-26-2011 01:55 by g0re Comments (0)  




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