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   messageicon wonders if people who use sign language are allowed to talk with their mouth full....
←Rate | 06-15-2009 13:02 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on..
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:50 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN, I'm hungry
←Rate | 07-05-2011 10:22 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
←Rate | 03-04-2011 01:44 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACEBOOK asks me what I'm thinking, TWITTER asks me what I'm doing, FOURSQUARE asks me where I am. Conclusion: Internet is my girlfriend!
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:08 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Fb is stupid. Last time I tried changing my password to penis and Fb said it 'wasn't long enough'. How the hell do they know?
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:49 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 03:54 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw a sign at the hospital that said "Family Planning.... Use Rear Entrance". I thought it was good advice.
←Rate | 06-22-2010 04:45 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 04:14 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 04:03 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's friend was hit by a Dodge, which he/she found both funny and ironic.
←Rate | 03-26-2009 22:19 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Falling in love is like getting drunk. you wake up with a horrible hangover, swearing that you'll never drink again ;-)*
←Rate | 07-27-2010 04:11 by roN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Religions change; beer and wine remain.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 03:36 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 03:25 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon a Blonde just texted me and asked "what does idk stand for? " I said "i dont know" she said "omg! nobody does!"
←Rate | 05-19-2010 22:09 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the fine people at Aleve are very wise indeed. For headaches, take two Aleve, and keep away from children.
←Rate | 07-04-2009 13:29 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 01:46 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's what I've learned about dogs: They're a lot like pretty girls. Having one or two around makes everything more fun, but when you get a whole bunch together, it turns into one big power struggle.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 03:31 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to have a voice just like Justin Beiber, then I turned four.
←Rate | 06-22-2010 04:42 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when people steal my ideas before I think of them.
←Rate | 05-19-2010 22:10 by RON Comments (0)  




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