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   messageicon Dear Enemies, I have so much more for you to be mad about. Just be patient.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 13:34 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon I overheard my neighbor telling someone on the phone that I am creepy and wierd. I was so mad I almost crawled out from under her bed and confront her.
←Rate | 10-17-2012 14:21 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hello, would you like to take part in a one-question survey?" "Sure." "Great! Thanks for participating."
←Rate | 02-09-2012 09:55 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die I want written on my tombstone "Finally Offline".
←Rate | 04-08-2012 17:07 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon My poker face is when I'm standing in the express lane with 16 items.
←Rate | 10-03-2012 10:14 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be Jealous of Me... If you had to walk a mile in my shoes you'd probably need year of therapy.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 03:02 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men resolve a fight with a fist fight. Women resolve a fight with years of backstabbing, name calling, rumor spreading & social exclusion.
←Rate | 10-19-2012 09:07 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Lord; If my happiness bothers some people, please give them their own happiness so they wont bother hating on mine.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 14:26 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid I thought room service was for rich people. Now I realize it's for lazy, hungover people who can't find their pants.
←Rate | 05-14-2012 15:33 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon RANDOM FACT: Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder.
←Rate | 03-12-2012 14:41 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know, Microsoft, if you had called it Bang instead of Bing, you'd have destroyed Google. Example: I just Banged Catherine Zeta Jones.
←Rate | 01-24-2013 13:51 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know we're in a recession when they start making game shows where the winner gets a job.
←Rate | 02-05-2013 08:40 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I fake dumbness just to see how far people will go with their lies.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 02:35 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon RECYCLING RULE 101: if no one saw what clothes you were wearing today, its totally fine to wear them again tomorrow.
←Rate | 04-15-2013 14:11 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice or they like you. Take alligators for example.
←Rate | 03-07-2013 13:38 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Bros before hoes" sounds like something a bro without a hoe would say.
←Rate | 04-15-2012 16:19 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pregnant women look so happy. It's like they don't even know what's going to happen.
←Rate | 09-11-2012 15:12 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from taking a nap.
←Rate | 12-23-2012 03:56 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never trust a woman who doesn't b*tch about everything.
←Rate | 05-09-2013 13:09 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just watched a girl choke on her food and this can only mean one thing, she forgot to take a picture of it first and post it on her FB wall.
←Rate | 12-21-2012 08:30 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  




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