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   messageicon Women say they love nerds until you whip out your Pokemon cards.
←Rate | 01-28-2013 14:14 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to my khaki shorts, I need to give a couple more shakes after peeing
←Rate | 01-30-2013 13:30 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon The instructions for this tent is just a picture of a husband yelling at his wife, that's weird.
←Rate | 01-31-2013 01:25 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If naps had a taste, I bet they'd be so delicious.
←Rate | 01-31-2013 01:26 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be freaked out that I'm knocking at your door. Haven't seen you update your status for a few days, and just wanted to make sure you're okay.
←Rate | 02-01-2013 07:42 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't get out of bed, it's a trap.
←Rate | 02-01-2013 08:13 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend is now mad at me because I didn’t know why she was mad at me.
←Rate | 02-01-2013 14:08 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love Facebook like Angelina Jolie loves to fill out adoption papers.
←Rate | 02-01-2013 14:18 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon "It's not what it looks like!" - said when something is exactly what it looks like
←Rate | 02-02-2013 12:28 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon People would never be late if the Mario "running out of time" music started playing a few minutes before.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 08:11 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when a stranger smiles at me and I have to smile back and pretend I'm not dead inside.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 08:22 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if the real Slim Shady is paraplegic?
←Rate | 02-03-2013 09:53 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know we're in a recession when they start making game shows where the winner gets a job.
←Rate | 02-05-2013 08:40 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon In India, when they say there’s an elephant in the room, there’s an elephant in the room.
←Rate | 02-06-2013 06:53 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon At least he died doing what he loved: texting while driving.
←Rate | 02-06-2013 14:19 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife seems to be having a great day, I can't wait to ruin it by talking to her.
←Rate | 02-07-2013 13:18 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend said I treat her like she doesn't exist so I told her I didn’t even know I had a girlfriend.
←Rate | 02-08-2013 06:09 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just got this sudden urge to do something productive. Wait nope, false alarm.
←Rate | 02-08-2013 06:14 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aside from being hit and struck by a Smooth Criminal, how are you emotionally, Annie?
←Rate | 02-08-2013 11:11 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I turned my "Panic room" into a "Hispanic room" so that I have a place to wear my sombrero without being ridiculed.
←Rate | 02-08-2013 12:21 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  




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