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   messageicon A cross pollinator is a worker bee who asked the queen out on a date, but was told she only liked him as a friend.
←Rate | 02-23-2021 13:11 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Upside: I had a dream that NASCAR teamed up with NASA and came up with a flying car. Downside: It only made left turns.
←Rate | 02-18-2021 17:09 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you enter into a relationship and discover she has 5 kids and a Yorkshire Terrier, give it up. There's no way you'll ever take precedence over the Yorkie.😛
←Rate | 02-18-2021 08:50 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some would call me a "Foodie", but that definition is too refined. I'm more along the lines of a glutton.
←Rate | 02-13-2021 13:49 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Weeknd should change his name to Monday Morning 'cause that's how bad he s_cks.
←Rate | 02-08-2021 09:18 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon SB halftime show: Forget honesty, forget creativity, forget originality. In these days and times, the only thing these "fans" want is formulaic pablum served on a steamy silver platter of ad nauseam.
←Rate | 02-07-2021 22:56 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Super Bowl parties are great! (If you aren't into football.) I'm into football, so no thanks.
←Rate | 02-07-2021 11:04 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey! Who remembers seeing men on tv ripping phone books in half? Hey! Who remembers phone books? Hey! Who remembers men?
←Rate | 02-03-2021 20:59 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kamala has had more politicians in her than the White House, the Capitol and the Lincoln Memorial combined.
←Rate | 02-02-2021 08:21 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The left will blame Donald T for all of Joe B's failures because it's easier than admitting they elected the wrong guy.
←Rate | 02-01-2021 13:14 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe now that we’ve kept Joe busy writing his name for a week, we should move onto shapes and colors.
←Rate | 02-01-2021 12:17 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waiter: Would you like a Chef's Salad, Caesar Salad or Cobb Salad salad with your ribeye? Me: None. I don't eat the food my food eats.
←Rate | 01-26-2021 21:25 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Advertisers – white heterosexuals still use fabric softener, buy insurance and walk their dogs.
←Rate | 01-25-2021 07:50 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Biden crowd has Helen Keller Syndrome. Facts fall on deaf ears, dumb reasoning and blind eyes.
←Rate | 01-25-2021 07:34 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Biden crowd has Helen Keller Syndrome. Facts fall on dear ears, blind eyes, and dumb reasoning.
←Rate | 01-25-2021 07:28 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon We need to stop looking at our country in terms of right and left, yet instead focus on right and wrong.
←Rate | 01-12-2021 19:11 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I celebrated 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.
←Rate | 01-06-2021 13:47 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook: Where content takes a back seat to cleavage.
←Rate | 01-05-2021 08:10 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2021 Reality Check: You're not actually expecting things to get any better at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve, are you?
←Rate | 12-28-2020 07:52 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know some surfer chicks who started a prostitution ring. They call themselves the Wavy Lays.
←Rate | 12-24-2020 14:50 by Fazzy Comments (0)  




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