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   messageicon If gas prices continue to rise, I'll have no choice but to purchase a windmill to power it.
←Rate | 03-08-2021 20:00 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joe Biden just came by for a visit. It's funny because by the time he leaves, the toilet's never flushed and the cat's always pregnant.
←Rate | 03-08-2021 17:02 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh no! They blacklisted Pepe Le'Pew. Now where am I gonna get my "moves"?
←Rate | 03-08-2021 11:18 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If society continues on its present course, the future won't be like The Jetsons. It will be like The Flintstones.
←Rate | 03-06-2021 15:43 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Manwich Sloppy Joe Sauce is changing its name to Genderneutralwich.🥫
←Rate | 02-28-2021 12:52 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a happier note... Cuomo is going down faster than Kamala Harris at the company Christmas party.
←Rate | 02-26-2021 09:13 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think that a mustache is what made Mr. Potato Head gender specific, you've never met my cousin Vincenza.
←Rate | 02-26-2021 08:10 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon A cross pollinator is a worker bee who asked the queen out on a date, but was told she only liked him as a friend.
←Rate | 02-23-2021 13:11 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Upside: I had a dream that NASCAR teamed up with NASA and came up with a flying car. Downside: It only made left turns.
←Rate | 02-18-2021 17:09 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you enter into a relationship and discover she has 5 kids and a Yorkshire Terrier, give it up. There's no way you'll ever take precedence over the Yorkie.😛
←Rate | 02-18-2021 08:50 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some would call me a "Foodie", but that definition is too refined. I'm more along the lines of a glutton.
←Rate | 02-13-2021 13:49 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Weeknd should change his name to Monday Morning 'cause that's how bad he s_cks.
←Rate | 02-08-2021 09:18 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon SB halftime show: Forget honesty, forget creativity, forget originality. In these days and times, the only thing these "fans" want is formulaic pablum served on a steamy silver platter of ad nauseam.
←Rate | 02-07-2021 22:56 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Super Bowl parties are great! (If you aren't into football.) I'm into football, so no thanks.
←Rate | 02-07-2021 11:04 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey! Who remembers seeing men on tv ripping phone books in half? Hey! Who remembers phone books? Hey! Who remembers men?
←Rate | 02-03-2021 20:59 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kamala has had more politicians in her than the White House, the Capitol and the Lincoln Memorial combined.
←Rate | 02-02-2021 08:21 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The left will blame Donald T for all of Joe B's failures because it's easier than admitting they elected the wrong guy.
←Rate | 02-01-2021 13:14 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe now that we’ve kept Joe busy writing his name for a week, we should move onto shapes and colors.
←Rate | 02-01-2021 12:17 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waiter: Would you like a Chef's Salad, Caesar Salad or Cobb Salad salad with your ribeye? Me: None. I don't eat the food my food eats.
←Rate | 01-26-2021 21:25 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Advertisers – white heterosexuals still use fabric softener, buy insurance and walk their dogs.
←Rate | 01-25-2021 07:50 by Fazzy Comments (0)  




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