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   messageicon Dont you ou hate when you're at someone's house and they ask stupid questions like "Who are you?" and "Is that a gun?",
←Rate | 10-12-2011 17:17 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's annoying when you think of an awesome idea or thing to do and within the next few minutes, you completely forget what it was, but the memory of how awesome it was still lingers.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 17:31 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon People say your life flashes before your eyes when you die, but Steve Apple doesn't support Flash.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 17:40 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon After a complete high school education, the things Jimmy Neutron says don't sound all that impressive anymore.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 17:44 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon You think a popular place like the Krusty Krab would have more than two employees.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 17:50 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's really annoying when the feeling of your dream remains, but you can't remember what the dream was about.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 18:07 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It was better back when you could look under a bottle cap and see you won instantly, rather than this entering a code online thing they have now. I want to look under the cap and see "YOU WON!" instead of ED34GH.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 18:12 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's annoying when you go to a birthday party and you know nobody there except the host/hostess, and the host/hostess doesn't even pay attention to you so you're just sitting there awkwardly.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 18:16 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon There comes a time when you just look at yourself in the mirror, and say" f**k it, this is as good as it's gonna get."
←Rate | 10-12-2011 18:21 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Childhood is like being drunk. Everybody remembers it except you.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 18:24 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why can't rappers just say nice things? Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice."
←Rate | 10-12-2011 18:37 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching porn.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 18:38 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's especially dangerous to run with scissors when someone nearby is running with rock.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 18:52 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Think about it this way: Due to all of the successes Steve Jobs had, news of his death is spreading faster than it ever could have. That's what I call a life's accomplishment.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 18:59 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Accidentally quoting lyrics may be funny or embarrassing, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:01 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon There are times where you really do feel sorry for Squidward.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:04 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It would be horrible if Facebook connected to Google and posted what you are searching for.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:05 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's always that feeling of relief when you run in 10 minutes late for class, and it turns out that your teacher is later than you.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:09 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't you hate the uncomfortable feeling when you have a really bad cold and one nostril is stuffed up to no avail and the other nostril is so perfectly clear that when you breath in it feels like all the cool air goes straight to your brain.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:11 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Study: The act of eating, browsing the net, and listening to music with an open text book near by.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:14 by g0re Comments (0)  

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