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   messageicon After being bored to death with the Royal Wedding and the Beatification of the Pope, finally something worth watching on TV. Come on CNN I want all the gory details and footage on the death of Osama Bin Laden. This I can watch for days.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 02:55 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Osama's last words, "Who is there?"
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:21 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon It seems in the eyes of his critics, Obama can do no good. He could find the cure for cancer but that would still not be good enough. Obama is the president of United States today and tomorrow, deal with it or migrate.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 12:42 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 14:54 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bin Laden died on 5/2/2011 5+2+2+0=9 11 "9/11" karma's a b**ch
←Rate | 05-02-2011 15:02 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Maybe the people that say money can't buy happiness are just buying the wrong stuff?
←Rate | 05-04-2011 02:13 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you love someone truly and unconditionally, age, distance, bank balance, height or weight is just a damn number.
←Rate | 05-06-2011 02:46 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon After many bad reviews it's clear the Blackberry playbook is no threat to the iPad. In response Apple release the iToldYa
←Rate | 05-06-2011 03:57 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you confront your Man, don't make him feel interrogated. Remember, you could win the argument and still lose the Man.
←Rate | 05-06-2011 03:58 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you are dreaming of being on the same level with me, you better wake up and apologize!
←Rate | 05-06-2011 08:27 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't be Jealous of Me... If you had to walk a mile in my shoes you'd probably need year of therapy.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 03:02 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life can be like a prick, Sometimes it gets hard for no apparent reason.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 10:02 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today the rest of you women don't matter til' Monday...and when Tuesday rolls around a couple of you still won't matter.
←Rate | 05-08-2011 04:00 by KIsstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you really want something, you will find a way. If you don't, you will find an excuse.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 08:07 by KIsstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shout out to all the moms who spent their whole Mother's Day thinking and worrying, "If this dummy ever asks for a paternity test, I can kiss the good life goodbye”
←Rate | 05-09-2011 13:02 by KIsstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love is a sacred thing meant just for two. But there's always that one slut who doesn't know how to count.
←Rate | 05-10-2011 04:20 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its not me, its you. I just don't think it's going to work between us. You're boring, tasteless, and I can't stop cheating on you. I know you're my right choice, but we can't continue! TO: DIET FROM: ME
←Rate | 05-10-2011 15:59 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon If it was up to me, Pregnancy test would only have 2 cool results; PINK - You are screwed & BLUE - Keep on screwing.
←Rate | 05-11-2011 13:27 by KIsstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon To those who worry about haters I say: You will never reach your DESTINATION if you keep stopping to throw stones at every dog that barks at you.
←Rate | 05-11-2011 14:02 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am never shocked or surprised when someone I trust and love backstabs or betrays me. Even the Devil was once an angel. Even Judas was once a loyal disciple.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 01:59 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

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