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   messageicon Redneck word - Aspect: she got done skinny-dippin', passed out on that deck chair, and had her aspect by a woodpecker.
←Rate | 10-22-2011 20:50 by JB Comments (0)  


   messageicon have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 05:54 by JB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I saw a baby with a bib that said “This dumbass put my cape on backwards"
←Rate | 09-08-2011 16:14 by JB Comments (0)  


   messageicon setting up a mike's hard lemonade stand at the street corner. I dont ID! hurry and get 'em while they're cold!
←Rate | 07-05-2010 16:57 by jb Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I want to be part of your religion I would be the one to go to your church by myself. It doesn't bother if someone come to knock at my door, is the annoying way to try to change my believes that bothers me.
←Rate | 10-16-2011 11:30 by JB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Google is only 12 years old and knows even more than me.
←Rate | 10-16-2011 11:41 by JB Comments (0)  



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