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   messageicon You know you need to go grocery shopping when your grapes start tasting like wine
←Rate | 04-29-2011 11:37 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Fox News, So far no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed
←Rate | 03-30-2011 13:10 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon What do you call a pig with 3 eyes...??? A Piiig!...Stupid yes, but you know you'll tell it.
←Rate | 11-11-2010 16:46 by Boo Comments (1)  

   messageicon The OJ trial started the Kardashian tradition of getting black guys off
←Rate | 07-07-2011 12:09 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon "You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.”
←Rate | 09-22-2011 16:35 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your phone gets wet, try putting it in rice over night. This will attract Asians who will fix your phone for you.
←Rate | 10-11-2013 15:46 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Can't sleep, maybe I should count my blessings!
←Rate | 06-14-2010 11:17 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its so cold out, I actually saw a gangsta with his pants UP!
←Rate | 12-06-2011 12:40 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon what does a shingle and a fat chick have in common? They both get nailed by mexicans..
←Rate | 09-25-2010 11:19 by boo Comments (0)  

   messageicon What do you call a thousand armed lesbians?... Militia Ethridge!
←Rate | 09-14-2010 11:59 by Boo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Rise and shine Billie Joe Armstrong... It's October!
←Rate | 10-01-2010 09:56 by Boo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Screw your Four Loko... I've got a Dayquil with a 5hour energy and Grande Latte chaser with my name on it!... If you dont believe me, just ask my pet Unicorn
←Rate | 12-10-2010 14:30 by BOO Comments (1)  

   messageicon Never trust a man that comes out of a bathroom with dry hands...
←Rate | 04-29-2011 11:50 by Boo Comments (0)  

   messageicon What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a BJ.
←Rate | 03-30-2011 13:14 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did anyone else see Gary Busey get married this morning?
←Rate | 04-29-2011 11:54 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm now Getting facebooks requests from my 14yr old sons friends. My girlfriend just called me a M.I.L.F. "Mom I'd like to Facebook"
←Rate | 06-30-2010 15:12 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lovin my early Christmas present of a Massage Chair! Work never felt so good!.. Now if someone would just invent a vibrating tampon I could start lovin my periods too!
←Rate | 05-12-2011 13:53 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael Jacksons twin sister died... R.I.P Elizabeth Taylor...
←Rate | 03-23-2011 10:13 by boo Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I had a dollar for every calorie I burned tonight, Id be in the hole 1200 dollars! Thanks Alot Papa Murpheys
←Rate | 06-09-2010 19:34 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon And ps... you should'nt sing a song with an "s" in the title if you have a lithp!
←Rate | 11-11-2010 17:01 by Boo Comments (0)  

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