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   messageicon I'm sorry. You need a favor? You know I'd consider it if I weren't so inconsiderate.
←Rate | 08-22-2012 09:56 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon Rosie O'Donnell just won the Green Award for Conservation. It only takes two tablespoons of water to fill her bathtub.
←Rate | 01-31-2013 00:38 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
←Rate | 05-23-2013 10:47 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have no idea what anyone means when they describe the weather as 'crisp'. If you're going to use the word 'crisp', you really should be talking about bacon.
←Rate | 10-21-2012 15:37 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do the people with 2000+ friends acknowledge your birthday greeting to them, yet the ones with 62 friends never do?
←Rate | 02-23-2012 16:49 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon The meteorologist on the news gives the forecast then says, "People don't know the difference between weather and climate." Yes I do: "Oh look, a ladder I don't know weather I should walk under it or climate." See? Told you.
←Rate | 12-31-2012 16:22 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon Choosing someone based on their looks, is like picking a Christmas gift based on the wrapping paper.
←Rate | 12-05-2012 08:45 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear fake profile with bikini pics that just friend requested me: 1. I have a great memory for hot chicks; I don't know you. 2. 52 of our "mutual friends" are idiots. 3.They're all guys......color me surprised.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 09:04 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon What impresses me more than your facebook friend count hovering at around 5,000...are the same three people that post on your page.
←Rate | 02-24-2013 13:41 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon The way I see it, EVERY Friday is Good Friday.
←Rate | 02-17-2012 06:27 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's the deal with people who hit you up on the chat, then take twenty minutes to type their responses? DELETE.
←Rate | 02-25-2012 07:34 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon In these economic hard times, I always do what it takes to get my money's worth. Like yesterday. I went to the Dental Hygienist and ate a box of Oreos in the waiting room before going in.
←Rate | 12-23-2012 10:10 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon For those of you who don't have a significant other to spend Valentine's Day with, kindly resist the temptation to brag about it.
←Rate | 02-06-2017 18:47 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ah yes, Friday. Wha...What was that? Saw it out of the corner of my eye. There, behind the...I just saw it duck down. There it is again disappearing just as I almost get a glimpse of it. MONDAY! I KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU BA$TARD!
←Rate | 03-15-2013 20:10 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon Meteorology: The Exact Science Of Guesswork
←Rate | 08-27-2012 12:16 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Google home page today features a giant zipper. I'm NOT gonna open it. Who knows what'll pop out.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 09:58 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon Being fat is over weighted.- Elmer Fudd
←Rate | 02-07-2013 06:25 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon Those three little words. Those three little wonderful words that mean so much. Yes. Those three little wonderful words: "HEY LET'S EAT!"
←Rate | 05-08-2013 09:43 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who remembers when big ol' gigantic ol' Rosie O'Donnell came out of the closet? Okay it was a storage unit but.....
←Rate | 05-01-2013 07:51 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish people would stop saying the husbands of the women who marched didn't get a sandwich that day. Have you seen those women? No way any of them have a husband.
←Rate | 01-31-2017 09:59 by Mickey Comments (0)  

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