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   messageicon they say you should never tell a joke about blind people, oh yeah? watch me
←Rate | 01-03-2019 21:33 by luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our Parents Spend half Our Lives Trying to get us to Stand up and talk now they 0nly want to see you sit down and shut up
←Rate | 02-03-2010 00:56 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
←Rate | 07-03-2013 20:08 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Tip Having anything Like XXYoUnGmOn3y666xx As your Name equals Fail
←Rate | 04-16-2010 22:41 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you notice this notice,you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing
←Rate | 02-27-2010 10:56 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:02 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon The police are taking me downtown for an interview and I didn't even apply for the job.
←Rate | 10-22-2013 00:03 by luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon We usually dislike people who cheat, lie, or rip us off. So why do we knowingly vote for them to manage our country?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:08 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can I explain Your love And how it turns my world up side down
←Rate | 02-13-2010 14:36 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do Not Disturb I I am already disturbed enough
←Rate | 01-04-2010 20:44 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does McDonalds call it a drive thru when you have to drive AROUND the building?
←Rate | 04-20-2014 16:37 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:12 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Which marketing genius at Trident thought that the Latin word for 'three teeth' would be a good name for a sugarless gum?
←Rate | 07-03-2013 02:10 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon . If I flip this coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 13:15 by Luka Comments (2)  


   messageicon i tried to catch some Fog but I Mist
←Rate | 09-26-2013 00:28 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Did not I Repeat I Did not sleep with that young intern I Was up all night
←Rate | 02-26-2010 19:22 by Luka Comments (2)  


   messageicon On the other hand... You have differnt fingers
←Rate | 03-13-2010 01:16 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come we pay guys millions a year to toss a ball around, then when our teachers ask for a raise, we say they already make enough
←Rate | 04-14-2014 00:24 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sign it Said wet floor, So I did.
←Rate | 03-06-2010 13:52 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon my girlfriend thinks I am afraid of commitment my wife on the other hand...
←Rate | 08-30-2018 01:04 by luka Comments (0)  




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