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Maybe now that we’ve kept Joe busy writing his name for a week, we should move onto shapes and colors.
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02-01-2021 12:17 by Fazzy
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If society continues on its present course, the future won't be like The Jetsons. It will be like The Flintstones.
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03-06-2021 15:43 by Fazzy
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We need to stop looking at our country in terms of right and left, yet instead focus on right and wrong.
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01-12-2021 19:11 by Fazzy
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Here's hoping that 2020 disappears quicker than a pizza at a pothead convention.🍷
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10-20-2020 09:29 by Fazzy
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SB halftime show: Forget honesty, forget creativity, forget originality. In these days and times, the only thing these "fans" want is formulaic pablum served on a steamy silver platter of ad nauseam.
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02-07-2021 22:56 by Fazzy
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Back in 11th grade, a guy bugged me about his getting 10 times more girls than I got. I didn't care since 10x0 was still 0.
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02-01-2020 05:32 by Fazzy
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You're traveling thru another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of dough, ricotta and mozzarella. Your next stop, the Twilight Calzone.
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04-23-2020 08:29 by Fazzy
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Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be looters. Because the mamas who let their babies grow up to be cowboys are gonna have them kick your babies' sorry a$$es.
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06-01-2020 09:34 by Fazzy
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I called the book store and asked for some new book I had heard about on improving one's s€x life. The clerk said, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." I go, "Yep, that's the one!"
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06-18-2020 06:47 by Fazzy
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When I first noticed you from across the room, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
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08-14-2020 06:15 by Fazzy
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Popeye's Chicken is offensive to guys who have ridiculously large forearms with anchors tattooed on them and really skinny girlfriends.
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06-19-2020 06:46 by Fazzy
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If someone can explain to me how stealing and destroying is a panacea for easing racial tensions, I'm all ears.
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06-01-2020 13:47 by Fazzy
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Due to all that's happened so far this year, I have no choice but to deduct 2 stars from my original TripAdvisor review of Earth.
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08-13-2020 09:53 by Fazzy
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The Biden crowd has Helen Keller Syndrome. Facts fall on dear ears, blind eyes, and dumb reasoning.
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01-25-2021 07:28 by Fazzy
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Kamala Harris looked like a smug litigant on Judge Judy being sued by her landlord for not paying rent; claiming it was a gift.
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10-08-2020 06:56 by Fazzy
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I don't know about you, but I think Kanye still has a chance.
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11-10-2020 08:25 by Fazzy
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The people in 1920 probably thought in 2020 we would have our own space ships and robots... but no. So far we've come up with two-sided tape and rubber bands shaped like animals.
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02-04-2020 20:55 by Fazzy
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The Media in a nutshell... On the Flu: "It's going around." On the Coronavirus: It's coming after you, and it's coming hard! Bet on it!"
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03-16-2020 14:18 by Fazzy
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I'm incredulous over the fact that changing the name and picture on a pancake box has yet to result in racial unity.
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07-30-2021 05:42 by Fazzy
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The biggest problem in society today is that there is an entire generation of younger people that have never been punched in the face.
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09-02-2020 08:30 by Fazzy
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