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   messageicon Maybe now that we’ve kept Joe busy writing his name for a week, we should move onto shapes and colors.
←Rate | 02-01-2021 12:17 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon If society continues on its present course, the future won't be like The Jetsons. It will be like The Flintstones.
←Rate | 03-06-2021 15:43 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon We need to stop looking at our country in terms of right and left, yet instead focus on right and wrong.
←Rate | 01-12-2021 19:11 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Here's hoping that 2020 disappears quicker than a pizza at a pothead convention.🍷
←Rate | 10-20-2020 09:29 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon SB halftime show: Forget honesty, forget creativity, forget originality. In these days and times, the only thing these "fans" want is formulaic pablum served on a steamy silver platter of ad nauseam.
←Rate | 02-07-2021 22:56 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Back in 11th grade, a guy bugged me about his getting 10 times more girls than I got. I didn't care since 10x0 was still 0.
←Rate | 02-01-2020 05:32 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon You're traveling thru another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of dough, ricotta and mozzarella. Your next stop, the Twilight Calzone.
←Rate | 04-23-2020 08:29 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be looters. Because the mamas who let their babies grow up to be cowboys are gonna have them kick your babies' sorry a$$es.
←Rate | 06-01-2020 09:34 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I called the book store and asked for some new book I had heard about on improving one's s€x life. The clerk said, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." I go, "Yep, that's the one!"
←Rate | 06-18-2020 06:47 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I first noticed you from across the room, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
←Rate | 08-14-2020 06:15 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Popeye's Chicken is offensive to guys who have ridiculously large forearms with anchors tattooed on them and really skinny girlfriends.
←Rate | 06-19-2020 06:46 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon If someone can explain to me how stealing and destroying is a panacea for easing racial tensions, I'm all ears.
←Rate | 06-01-2020 13:47 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Due to all that's happened so far this year, I have no choice but to deduct 2 stars from my original TripAdvisor review of Earth.
←Rate | 08-13-2020 09:53 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Biden crowd has Helen Keller Syndrome. Facts fall on dear ears, blind eyes, and dumb reasoning.
←Rate | 01-25-2021 07:28 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kamala Harris looked like a smug litigant on Judge Judy being sued by her landlord for not paying rent; claiming it was a gift.
←Rate | 10-08-2020 06:56 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't know about you, but I think Kanye still has a chance.
←Rate | 11-10-2020 08:25 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon The people in 1920 probably thought in 2020 we would have our own space ships and robots... but no. So far we've come up with two-sided tape and rubber bands shaped like animals.
←Rate | 02-04-2020 20:55 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Media in a nutshell... On the Flu: "It's going around." On the Coronavirus: It's coming after you, and it's coming hard! Bet on it!"
←Rate | 03-16-2020 14:18 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm incredulous over the fact that changing the name and picture on a pancake box has yet to result in racial unity.
←Rate | 07-30-2021 05:42 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon The biggest problem in society today is that there is an entire generation of younger people that have never been punched in the face.
←Rate | 09-02-2020 08:30 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

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