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   messageicon The only funny thing about jay leno is that he's going to die someday.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 14:25 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Democracy comes from the word demos, meaning mob a mob in the street is a demos. Ocracy means rule,ur welcome
←Rate | 09-08-2012 02:56 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're in the car alone everyone outside is a serial killer.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 22:59 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Smoke your dirty weed nobody cares just stop trying to justify it to people who don't smoke
←Rate | 08-28-2013 14:34 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "the govt doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs
←Rate | 08-02-2012 22:12 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon White chicks will make themselves deep throatt the dikk, black chicks get to a certain limit like "I can't do this"
←Rate | 05-25-2012 14:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bow Wow been 14 for 20 years
←Rate | 07-01-2013 02:15 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so full of Love I poot out Heart shape bubbles...<3 <3 <3 <3
←Rate | 03-26-2012 23:29 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon that feeling of brotherhood when someone post the same status as you ,but know one like it cuz you posted it first
←Rate | 01-18-2012 13:49 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon It must be past the Celtics bedtime.
←Rate | 06-09-2012 22:59 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I be talking fast as hell at the gas station when I'm broke . . . lemmeget5on2
←Rate | 04-09-2012 22:08 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I be talking fast as hell at the gas station when I'm broke . . . lemmeget5on2
←Rate | 06-22-2013 14:52 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish every chick with STD'S had "6 fingers" i'd be like "Let me see ya hands, Biatch you ain't slick trying hide that extra pinky"
←Rate | 07-05-2012 18:47 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all the faatt h oezss that only take pics from the neck up .... good try but I'm a master a detecting hippos
←Rate | 10-28-2012 23:09 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon <--- *punches the air like Cuba Gooding*
←Rate | 03-25-2012 09:31 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2011- :( 1800- The muscles of my mouth are set downwards in an unamused manner.
←Rate | 12-12-2011 20:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man if I don't get my ex back today thisis the 742nd last straw!
←Rate | 10-20-2013 08:34 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hold up Biatch (┌'-')┌︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╤── \(‾- ‾\) where is my mutha fucckin sauce for my Mc. Nuggets!
←Rate | 02-27-2012 13:05 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon took you to dinner,a movie,then for drinks,get back to your house then tell me you have your period (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)
←Rate | 06-03-2012 22:43 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon In sta gram was much more exciting when I thought it was a fast c0caine service.
←Rate | 07-30-2012 11:37 by Fadolo Comments (0)  




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