fadolo Funny Status Messages

   The only funny thing about jay leno is that he's going to die someday.

   Democracy comes from the word demos, meaning mob a mob in the street is a demos. Ocracy means rule,ur welcome

   When you're in the car alone everyone outside is a serial killer.

   Smoke your dirty weed nobody cares just stop trying to justify it to people who don't smoke

   "the govt doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs

   White chicks will make themselves deep throatt the dikk, black chicks get to a certain limit like "I can't do this"

   Bow Wow been 14 for 20 years

   I'm so full of Love I poot out Heart shape bubbles...<3 <3 <3 <3

   that feeling of brotherhood when someone post the same status as you ,but know one like it cuz you posted it first

   It must be past the Celtics bedtime.

   I be talking fast as hell at the gas station when I'm broke . . . lemmeget5on2

   I be talking fast as hell at the gas station when I'm broke . . . lemmeget5on2

   I wish every chick with STD'S had "6 fingers" i'd be like "Let me see ya hands, Biatch you ain't slick trying hide that extra pinky"

   To all the faatt h oezss that only take pics from the neck up .... good try but I'm a master a detecting hippos

   <--- *punches the air like Cuba Gooding*

   2011- :( 1800- The muscles of my mouth are set downwards in an unamused manner.

   Man if I don't get my ex back today thisis the 742nd last straw!

   Hold up Biatch (┌'-')┌︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╤── \(‾- ‾\) where is my mutha fucckin sauce for my Mc. Nuggets!

   took you to dinner,a movie,then for drinks,get back to your house then tell me you have your period (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)

   In sta gram was much more exciting when I thought it was a fast c0caine service.