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   messageicon I'd appreciate it if the city just delivered the phone books straight to my recycle bin.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 16:21 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Given today's gas prices, Ludacris should consider finding hoeZ in the same area code.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 12:02 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing pisses me off more than going through a Drive-Thru with someone who says they don't want anything, then they start to eat your fries
←Rate | 12-21-2011 11:20 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your picture on Facebook (`▽´) .Your face in real life : (‾(••)‾)
←Rate | 12-20-2011 21:39 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you have sex with someone for the first time you get an idea of what their ex liked
←Rate | 12-20-2011 20:09 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm looking for a LeBron James sort of relationship. No ring and I can disappear when you really need me.
←Rate | 12-19-2011 22:49 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Putting your iPod on shuffle… “not this one.” (←_←) “or this one.” (←_←) “BINGO!” ~(','~) (~',')~ \('-'\) (/'-')/ \('-'\) (/'-')/
←Rate | 12-19-2011 22:39 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus had a snuggie first
←Rate | 12-19-2011 22:28 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Profile Pictures: Guys- (•_•) Girls- (°3°)
←Rate | 12-18-2011 15:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I realized Santa wasn't real; when my toys had "Made in China" on them.
←Rate | 12-18-2011 14:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lil Wayne = 5% Black 95% Tattoos.
←Rate | 12-16-2011 22:28 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon White parents say, "Good morning, time for school" ...Black parents say, Getcha azz up, don't miss that bus
←Rate | 12-16-2011 19:06 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're not in the club(-.(-.(-_-).-).-) well f**k you guys t(-_-t)
←Rate | 12-16-2011 11:02 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've just bought a 3D Kindle. Or a book as I like to call it.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 23:11 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fellas: If you're playing with your X-Box all day, she'll break up with you and some dude will be playing with your ex's box all night.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 23:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you invite a girl over to "watch a movie" and actually watch a movie, you're a failure as a man.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 19:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: "Can we have Up Dog for dinner?" Mom: "What is up dog?" Me: "nothin just chilling
←Rate | 12-15-2011 19:31 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best way to get high for free is to tell potheads you've never smoked before.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 19:15 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shutting the door to force your pet into spending time with you.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 16:30 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Birthdays then- 'Wow! Look at all these presents!' ... Birthdays now- 'Wow! Look at all these notifications!'
←Rate | 12-15-2011 13:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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