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Shout Out to the Kids in the Projects that left some Milk & Cookies out for Santa but the Roaches got 2 it first.
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12-25-2016 13:40 by
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"When life gives you eggs, turn them into omelets!" is probably a terrible slogan for an abortion clinic.
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12-30-2011 12:57 by
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Gas so high in Brockton that it hasn't been a drive-by in 2 months.”
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10-22-2013 20:24 by
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Chicks piss on dudes all the time and call it squirting, so why was R. Kelly frowned upon...
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09-20-2012 23:26 by
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My Homeless Sign Would Say "I Bet You $10 That You'll Read This"
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09-25-2012 22:01 by
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Shout out to all the girls who know how to arch that back right when you giving her back shots
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07-22-2012 00:20 by
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Dudes be talking that "I fear nothing but god" b.s but let a loose pitbull start running down the street.
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03-10-2012 11:32 by
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took you to dinner,a movie,then for drinks,get back too your house then tell me you have your period (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)
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01-27-2013 23:26 by
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(o・_・)ノ”(ノ_<。) I hate you -__- ?30secs later (っ˘з(˘.˘ )♥ Bipolar Love
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12-06-2011 00:50 by
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These arrmy commercials always show video game stuff they don't show dudes tryna eat a pizza with no hands when they get back
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08-16-2013 16:18 by
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Using your phone very strategically when it hits "Low Battery."
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12-06-2011 10:16 by
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The corner of my bathtub is also referred to as "The Shampoo Bottle Graveyard" ?*
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05-06-2012 13:25 by
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I wish my farts would make people disintegrate like in "The Darkest Hour" movie trailer.
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12-13-2011 19:18 by
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Oven mitts and rubber gloves are thegloves that females wear in their respectedsports
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01-14-2014 22:25 by
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Whether you order a six-inch or a foot- long, both you and your sandwich artist are thinking about diks for at least a second.
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01-06-2013 01:03 by
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Last night my wife and I had a dinner party. About Halfway through it, I decided to walk the dog. My wife went mental and told me to grow up and stop doing tricks with my yoyo.
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02-16-2012 15:48 by
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It's never acceptable to hit a woman, unless that trick puts light mayo in your sandwich.
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05-03-2012 18:57 by
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Your picture on Facebook (`▽´) .Your face in real life (‾(••)‾)
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02-23-2012 19:01 by
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a real woman rotates tha batteries in her remote wit tha batteries in her vibrator
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06-16-2012 00:36 by
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I'm a passionate man. I like some things and love others. Example: I like coming and I love leaving.
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01-14-2012 00:03 by
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