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   messageicon My dad never loved me as a child, you can't really blame him though I wasn't born until he was an adult.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 20:59 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the end, girls really just want one thing from guys, all of our hoodies.
←Rate | 11-15-2011 02:36 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls: If a guy wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC. You're a lady, not a cheap value meal.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 21:50 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is important to be thankful for little things in life. Like the fact that the world doesn't make a strange creaking noise when it rotates on its axis.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 21:52 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon A smart person realizes how stupid everyone else is and gets depressed. A very smart person realizes how stupid everyone else is and gets rich.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 21:53 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lazy rule number 42: If it isn't on the first page of Google, it doesn't exist.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 21:56 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dreams are just fanfictions of your life written by your brain.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 21:59 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people look at a mousetrap and just see a trap for a mouse. Some of us look and see free cheese and a challenge.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 22:04 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teens: being tired is one of your personality traits.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 22:07 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gentlemen, for the next 2-3 weeks the best pick up line at any bar is, "What's Call of Duty?" You can thank me at the bachelor party.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 22:29 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
←Rate | 11-17-2011 22:36 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do prostitutes charge per hour? I mean, what are we supposed to do for the other 57 minutes?
←Rate | 11-17-2011 22:36 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you think about it, Hitler really wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 22:38 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody likes the guy who stands in the corner of the elevator, hoarding the buttons. Then he asks; what floor? And he smiles, like he's doing you a favor. I WANNA HIT THE BUTTON.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 22:39 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon When people say they "live their life" it usually just means "party hard." It doesn't mean "learn a lot about stuff that interests you", "volunteer to help people less fortunate than you", or "enjoy the benefits of a good night of sleep."
←Rate | 11-18-2011 19:27 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life's not a b!tch, life's a beautiful woman. You just call her a b!tch cause she wont let you get what you want,
←Rate | 11-18-2011 19:29 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It takes a brave man to admit he's wrong. It takes a braver man to not delete the original comment.
←Rate | 11-18-2011 19:32 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It sucks to live in the shadow of your older brother or sister. Imagine if Jesus Christ had a little brother or sister. How do you live up to THAT?
←Rate | 11-18-2011 19:32 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's one of life's cruel tricks that by the time you're old enough to afford a flashy sports car, you look ridiculous driving it.
←Rate | 11-18-2011 19:33 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women hate being treated different than men, until there's a hostage situation and woman and children are let go first.
←Rate | 11-18-2011 19:35 by g0re Comments (0)  




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