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   messageicon Step 1 in a relationahip is to make sure you strike fear in your girl heart. Threaten to hit her. Make her scared of you so she wont cheat
←Rate | 06-17-2013 16:33 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I be talking fast as hell at the gas station when I'm broke . . . lemmeget5on2
←Rate | 06-22-2013 14:52 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)
←Rate | 06-22-2013 18:04 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Paula Deen at home watching the Trayvon Martin case just licking the white part out of Oreos then stepping on the black parts
←Rate | 06-28-2013 09:19 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chicks be talking bout #TeamNoKids after 6 abortions. No bitttch you a serial killer!
←Rate | 06-29-2013 00:30 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon So.... who was the best shooter this month?? A. Ray Allen B. Danny GreenC. LeBron JamesD. Aaron Hernandez”
←Rate | 06-30-2013 15:11 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon hey hun!!!! The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.
←Rate | 06-30-2013 17:49 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bow Wow been 14 for 20 years
←Rate | 07-01-2013 02:15 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Meagan Good box probably taste like Hawaiian bread, a fruit salad, the happiness of 10 freed slaves and tears from the Immaculate Mary
←Rate | 07-01-2013 13:41 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon a MAN and woman is the only way the world can survive
←Rate | 07-07-2013 13:23 by fadolo Comments (2)  


   messageicon Girls put you in the friend zone but forget they need a ride to work. Nah ho
←Rate | 07-11-2013 11:53 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere In A Ghetto Household A 4 year old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"...
←Rate | 07-12-2013 00:52 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because shes your girlfriend doesn't mean she isn't someone else's ho.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 00:04 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon if my girl cheat on me she better cheat with 6 strong guys that can carry her casket
←Rate | 07-13-2013 00:37 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If my girl dance with another guy she flirting with death
←Rate | 07-13-2013 13:30 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I joke on Paula Deen being racisst but if she start a plantation with free food I'd be right there like Samuel L Jackson in Django.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 14:10 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Surprise jumps on the back is for 160 lbs and under women only.....any thing over is a tackle
←Rate | 07-13-2013 21:42 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Zimmerman about to be walking out in the streets in an Iron Man suit.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 23:41 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon i'll join the revolution after I see what the cops do to the 1st 10,000
←Rate | 07-16-2013 16:16 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I react to "Someone has tagged a photo of you..." in the same way I react to a doctor saying, "Your test results came back..."
←Rate | 07-16-2013 16:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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