fadolo Funny Status Messages

   If you're fat and you are sitting down, there's a 100% chance your crack is showing.

   Good morning beautiful ladies "Kisses" Good morning ugly ladies "handshakes"...

   I never banng a blakc chikk, not 'cause I'm rasis it's just that I'm more of a "run my fingers through her hair" kinda guy.

   forecast for tonight? Alcohol, low standards, and poor decisions.

   Has 99 problems. All bittches.

   Mary Jane is the only woman that won't complain when you hit her.

   *Facebook* How I look in photos I upload: s(•_•)z How I look in photos I'm tagged in: \(•~°)/

   Maury needs to lock the Door so those Chicks can't run backstage.. Face it bithc

   I love catching up with friends that I haven't seen for a while so that we can all sit around together doing shyt on our phones.

   Shout out to all the girls who's tittiez look like they have been left in water too long

   there a way to write a Yelp review for one of my girlfriend's farts?

   Real men sip that capri sun like its the last one left on earth

   Nothings worse than Single BicheZ talkin bout they Wife Material.. Thats like saying you Management material but Unemployed!

   Paul McCartney looks like my uncle Fred after a 12 pack.

   Food stamps are the new “Hey, I finished SOME community college.”

   *spank* . DIDN'T . *spank* . I. *spank* . TELL *spank* YOU *spank* TO *spank* . CLEAN . *spank* . UP ? MOVE YA HAND !

   i put a grocery bag on the door when I ain't got no more garbage bags

   Creates an imaginary girlfriend. She just wants to be friends.

   HOODTRANSLATIONS Sh*t just got real = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & this is no more a laughing matter.

   HOODTRANSLATIONS: "Where the hoez at?" = We wish to know the whereabouts about those with no morals to perform in rather raunchy activities