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   messageicon I just finished washing a load of paper plates if anyone's wondering about my bank account balance.
←Rate | 01-04-2012 21:13 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon there a way to write a Yelp review for one of my girlfriend's farts?
←Rate | 01-04-2012 21:11 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chuk Noris knows everything. Except for one thing. And he knows what it is.
←Rate | 01-04-2012 16:26 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shoutout to the girls that got that good rooster neck
←Rate | 01-03-2012 21:27 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Charles Barkley's head looks like an Angry Bird.
←Rate | 01-02-2012 23:08 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ " make me a Sandwich!" .. Girlfriend : ( -.-) "HELL NO!" ... (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ "THE HELL YOU SAY?!?"
←Rate | 01-02-2012 10:06 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P to the virginitys about to be lost tonight.
←Rate | 01-01-2012 00:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Silly hairdresser, always puts my cape on backwards.
←Rate | 12-31-2011 23:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those awkward car rides with people you barely know.
←Rate | 12-31-2011 15:36 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "When life gives you eggs, turn them into omelets!" is probably a terrible slogan for an abortion clinic.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 12:57 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The decoys on 'To Catch A Predator' must have a hard time getting dates.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 12:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Can Only Play The Hand [♠][♥][♦][♣] That GOD Has Delt Me -
←Rate | 12-30-2011 02:01 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon I wonder if "Sober Me" knows that "Drunk Me" can moonwalk?
←Rate | 12-28-2011 21:40 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 20:56 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waking up for work :(-_-) .. Waking up on a saturday: \( 'O' )/
←Rate | 12-28-2011 17:31 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got "I <3 U" texted to me. Of course I also think one is less than three. Idiot.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 13:40 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when I buy a hamster at the pet store, and it grows huge, becomes a rapper and steals my KIA...
←Rate | 12-27-2011 20:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every trip to Wal-Mart results in me seeing an equal number of people I THOUGHT were dead and I WISH were dead.
←Rate | 12-27-2011 13:57 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes when I wanna be really romantic........ I light a candle when I masturbate
←Rate | 12-26-2011 18:02 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon C)-hrist gave H)-imself as a R)-eward so that I)-ndividuals know the S)-acrifices T)-hat he made for M)-ankind to A)-chieve the gift of S)-alvation.”
←Rate | 12-26-2011 12:08 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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