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   messageicon That very very sad moment when you bite into a chocolate chip cookie only to find out it's really just a cleverly disguised oatmeal raisin cookie.
←Rate | 10-29-2012 18:10 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon a guy can f¥ck you for a year straight and still not like one thing about you
←Rate | 10-31-2012 01:59 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon After 2 million years in existence, the pinky finger reveals its true purpose: supporting the bottom of our phones.
←Rate | 11-01-2012 17:49 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maury needs to lock the Door so those Chicks can't run backstage.. Face it bithc
←Rate | 11-03-2012 15:33 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating.
←Rate | 11-13-2012 18:56 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your girlfriend is not a Psycho then she isn't in love.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 13:58 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Manny Pacquiao should audition to play the Dead Body on The First 48..
←Rate | 12-10-2012 12:34 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout Out to the Kids in the Projects that left some Milk & Cookies out for Santa but the Roaches got to it first.
←Rate | 12-26-2012 20:57 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whether you order a six-inch or a foot- long, both you and your sandwich artist are thinking about diks for at least a second.
←Rate | 01-06-2013 01:03 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon This hood rat on Maury found out dude wasnt the Father, she ran so far backstage when I turned the Channel she was on 106 & Park!
←Rate | 01-08-2013 23:59 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The word "Saturday" has "turd" in it. Good luck trying to ignore that for the rest of ur life, starting now.
←Rate | 01-22-2013 20:40 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon A "wifey type" has nothing to do with rolling blunts/cooking.. It's more like a woman that takes care of you, loves you & stands by ur side
←Rate | 01-27-2013 22:59 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beyonce might be hot but underneath all thatt hair there will always be a little rubber band ball of nap.
←Rate | 01-27-2013 23:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon took you to dinner,a movie,then for drinks,get back too your house then tell me you have your period (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)
←Rate | 01-27-2013 23:26 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon Ghetto Olympics: On your MARK.........Get SET.............TWERK!
←Rate | 03-22-2013 23:50 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women wake up yawning while men wake up with an erection. Coincidence?? I think NOT
←Rate | 04-30-2013 07:38 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some girls drink to get drunk. Some drink to get bi.
←Rate | 05-06-2013 22:33 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Loyal women will love you while you're broke; a ho will love you till you're broke
←Rate | 06-06-2013 16:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My face wakes up 3-4 hours after the rest of me.
←Rate | 06-11-2013 20:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being born gaa why is the dumbest statement. You barely know how to walk but you already figured out your sex ual preference??? Fohhhhh
←Rate | 06-15-2013 19:15 by Fadolo Comments (1)  




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