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   messageicon The most best things in life can't be seen or touched....at least that's what the restraining order says.
←Rate | 01-18-2012 09:09 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like you've never tried using the Force to reach the remote.
←Rate | 01-17-2012 14:12 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever run into Captian Crunch, I'm gonna punch him in the roof of his mouth.
←Rate | 01-16-2012 18:00 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went over to my hippie neighbor's house and asked for a pot holder, and he came out with a sandwich bag. Note to self: New best friend
←Rate | 01-15-2012 17:11 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon What food decreases a women's sex drive faster than anything else? Wedding cake
←Rate | 01-15-2012 16:56 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎#<( '-'< ) I was going to give you this waffle, ( >'-' )># but then I was like, ( >'#'< ) I'm hungry ( >'-'< ) so I ate it."
←Rate | 01-14-2012 00:05 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a passionate man. I like some things and love others. Example: I like coming and I love leaving.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 00:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing more stressful than a blind date is meeting a new drug dealer for the first time.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 16:10 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never banng a blakc chikk, not 'cause I'm rasis it's just that I'm more of a "run my fingers through her hair" kinda guy.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 15:58 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Independent women throw your hands in the air!!!! Whooooooo! Ok now put your hands down and go do some dishes.
←Rate | 01-12-2012 08:53 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
←Rate | 01-08-2012 16:36 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hoes Love buying Sharpies so they can draw on their eyebrows like this (^_^) (~_~) (`_`) ("_") (-_-) (/_\) (-_=) (~_^) (-_~) (*_~)
←Rate | 01-08-2012 15:28 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mustaches are just wings for your nose
←Rate | 01-08-2012 00:39 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My goal on Saturday is to spend the maximum amount of time being horizontal as possible.
←Rate | 01-07-2012 13:13 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys with great penmanship probably jack-off to other men with that fancy writing hand of theirs.
←Rate | 01-06-2012 18:23 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're fat and you are sitting down, there's a 100% chance your crack is showing.
←Rate | 01-06-2012 13:12 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My head says, "go to the gym." But my heart says, "stay on the internet forever and eat!"
←Rate | 01-06-2012 13:09 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you here an arab counting down from ten your instincs kick in.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 23:22 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The wife doesn't like the term "fingerbang" so I said I wouldn't call it that anymore. Now I say digitblasting, she don't like that either.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 10:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  


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←Rate | 01-05-2012 09:58 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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