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   messageicon Women are like alarm clocks. They won't shut up until you hit them.
←Rate | 08-16-2013 09:43 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When blk ppl walk their dog it's a chore. When white folk wall their dog it's an expeditionary adventure that clears the intestinal tract.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 16:08 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon you're an overweight female who wears Yoga Pants everyday? Please continue to do so, I love throwing up in my mouth
←Rate | 05-15-2012 22:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon this chick 'Beyonce' lost her phone today She said its on silent. I was like, "If you liked it then you shouldve put a ring on it!"
←Rate | 12-05-2011 18:02 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time its acceptable for a girl 2 spit is if its into another girls mouth
←Rate | 01-20-2014 22:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon HOODTRANSLATIONS: "Bruh I got da whip"= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car Today.....
←Rate | 05-24-2012 15:19 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The weather man (drug dealer) says I can have a white Christmas (cocaine) with plenty of trees (weed) and now I'm happy (broke)
←Rate | 12-22-2011 21:30 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ghetto Olympics: On your MARK.........Get SET.............TWERK!
←Rate | 03-22-2013 23:50 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wish I was rich enough to own a room full of bees & if someone upset me I could order my muscular butler to "Take them to the Bee Room!"
←Rate | 02-20-2012 12:06 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon White Parent: “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!” Black Parent “Who won?”
←Rate | 12-22-2011 23:55 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: How much for a wank? Prostitut: $15 Me: Thanks. I don't want one, I just wanted to know how much I was saving every night
←Rate | 08-18-2013 21:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon •Keep the smile. •Leave the tear. •Think of joy. •Forget the fear. •Hold the laugh. •Leave the pain. •Be joyous till i. post again!.
←Rate | 06-02-2012 14:20 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lady GaGa was born this way 8======D
←Rate | 05-03-2012 14:34 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon íts funnч hσw whєn ím σn thє phσnє í wαndєr tσ plαcєs ín mч hσusє í nєvєr gσ.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 13:00 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "1..2..3.. SMILE!"...... "Did you take it yet?" "Damn, it's on video!"
←Rate | 12-23-2011 17:25 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon if my girl cheat on me she better cheat with 6 strong guys that can carry her casket
←Rate | 07-13-2013 00:37 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being born gaa why is the dumbest statement. You barely know how to walk but you already figured out your sex ual preference??? Fohhhhh
←Rate | 06-15-2013 19:15 by Fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon that risky towel walk you have to do from the shower to the bedroom
←Rate | 06-12-2012 09:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon THE QUESTION ISN'T Who Won Debate? THE QUESTION IS Who Swallowed DE-BATE!
←Rate | 10-09-2012 14:45 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I'd rather hear gunshots coming from my parents bedroom than hear one more second of Chris Brown tonight.
←Rate | 02-13-2012 00:02 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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