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   messageicon Why dont you ever see people standing on corners holding homeless signs when its raining out.....Cause them muther fckers are at home
←Rate | 08-18-2012 00:09 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Might have to break down and start wearing condoms. My crabs were just diagnosed with herpes.
←Rate | 08-20-2012 23:22 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a little so the cars behind me can see I'm not causing the traffic
←Rate | 08-21-2012 23:42 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretty sure I know what my GF is getting me for Christmas. When I guessed, "a threesome?" she got all angry like I'd ruined the surprise.
←Rate | 08-23-2012 11:47 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it's like a high-five for your feet.
←Rate | 08-26-2012 16:10 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can stop lifting weights now; it's actually your personality that nobody likes.
←Rate | 08-27-2012 00:17 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Food stamps are the new “Hey, I finished SOME community college.”
←Rate | 08-27-2012 00:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I plan on getting "sidewalk nap" drunk tonight.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 02:40 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sees you just vacuumed the floor. Opens up a Nature Valley bar.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 15:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I decided to get in touch with my feminine side today. I made myself a sandwich.
←Rate | 08-30-2012 00:54 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "BasketBall Wives" = A bunch of ungrateful hoes.
←Rate | 08-30-2012 01:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally loses virginity. 3 more years left in prison.
←Rate | 08-30-2012 23:16 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I loveee how my iPhone looks without a case but it's too risky......
←Rate | 08-30-2012 23:27 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Creates an imaginary girlfriend. She just wants to be friends.
←Rate | 09-01-2012 00:21 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You had me at let's get divorced.
←Rate | 09-01-2012 01:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Between every cigarette that I smoke, I quit smoking.
←Rate | 09-01-2012 01:26 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Highways need 4 lanes per side. A Nascar wannabe, a normal driver, an old people who drive 30 in a 70 and a where the hell am I lane.
←Rate | 09-01-2012 10:25 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fast way to MESS up someones Knock Knock joke? "It's open."
←Rate | 09-02-2012 00:49 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon People Dont even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Ins tagram
←Rate | 09-04-2012 13:41 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Democracy comes from the word demos, meaning mob a mob in the street is a demos. Ocracy means rule,ur welcome
←Rate | 09-08-2012 02:56 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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