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That's a lovely shade of Instagram you're wearing
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01-18-2014 01:15 by
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Shutting the door to force your pet into spending time with you.
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12-15-2011 16:30 by
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I bet most of you are the kind of a$$holze that would bet one dollar more than me on The Price is Right.
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04-07-2012 18:39 by
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ME: Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)
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05-05-2012 16:00 by
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Makin Love Faces...(⊙_⊙) (⊙_-) (>__=) (=_-) (^_^) (O_^) [⊙_+] (x_X) (-_-) (°_⊙)(-_0) (^_⊙) (+_=)
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12-12-2011 11:21 by
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Some families argue over pizza toppings. We argue over who's gunna keester a balloon of dope for my Aunt when we visit her in Jail tomorrow.
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02-10-2012 23:56 by
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Party ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ at my __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡......
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05-28-2012 19:19 by
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The wife doesn't like the term "fingerbang" so I said I wouldn't call it that anymore. Now I say digitblasting, she don't like that either.
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01-05-2012 10:07 by
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There are females getting ignored RIGHT NOW because football is back. Y'all will get the sidechick treatment all season. Keep ya head up tho
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09-19-2012 00:45 by
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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10-25-2012 02:23 by
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I Can Only Play The Hand [♠][♥][♦][♣] That GOD Has Delt Me -
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12-30-2011 02:01 by
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If you turn on tennis and shut your eyes it sounds like a porno
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12-08-2011 10:55 by
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#HOODTRANSLATIONS: "take one for the team bruh" = while I'm with this attractive female, please occupy her friend who is strong in the face.
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05-24-2012 15:18 by
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Sum girls beg&sum girls borrow sum girls lead & sum girls follow sum bring joy & sum bring sorrow but the best girls just suck & swallow!!
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05-06-2012 01:44 by
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Whenever people start getting too close to me I talk into my watch as I hold eye contact with them.
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05-10-2012 11:27 by
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I loveee how my iPhone looks without a case but it's too risky......
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08-30-2012 23:27 by
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Ladies, why does it take you so long to get ready? Is it that hard to put on a fu?king apron?
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05-07-2012 14:54 by
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In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.
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08-19-2013 09:58 by
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Young guys with beards are always secretly sad when you talk to them & don't compliment their beard.
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02-17-2012 00:40 by
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Paula Deen at home watching the Trayvon Martin case just licking the white part out of Oreos then stepping on the black parts
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06-28-2013 09:19 by
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