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   messageicon I hate it when people belittle other people's problems just because they're not as bad as some. No matter the gravity, they're still problems, and people have a right to be sad.
←Rate | 11-01-2011 20:34 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's kinda sad that 98% of the population can only correctly use a semicolon if they're trying to digitally wink at somebody.
←Rate | 11-01-2011 20:43 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snooki's like a basketball: Orange and passed around by a bunch of sweaty guys.
←Rate | 11-02-2011 01:35 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Basketball players took the phrase"grow up" too literally.
←Rate | 11-02-2011 01:42 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've seen 4 people go from "in a relationship" to "single" today...yep, it's definitely no shave November.
←Rate | 11-02-2011 03:30 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon A good drinking game; watch Wheel of Fortune and do a shot for every time they applause.
←Rate | 11-02-2011 16:17 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Candy companies need to learn that making a candy bar and eighth of its original size does not make it "fun sized," it just makes more wrappers to throw away.
←Rate | 11-02-2011 16:19 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be a lady's man, not a ladies man.
←Rate | 11-02-2011 16:21 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a new unit of measure which measures 72 days - a Kardash.
←Rate | 11-02-2011 16:55 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon The show "19 Kids and Counting" could easily be renamed "People Hoarders".
←Rate | 11-02-2011 17:00 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes you sit in class and listen to the conversations around you and realize you are the smartest person in the room.
←Rate | 11-03-2011 01:23 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon The next time the hostess asks you respond "No, not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
←Rate | 11-03-2011 01:27 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls spend too much time trying to look nice and not enough time trying to act nice.
←Rate | 11-03-2011 01:29 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes its better to forget about making people happy and just do what YOU really want to do.
←Rate | 11-03-2011 01:37 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon The next time the hostess asks you "Would you like a table?", you should respond "No, not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
←Rate | 11-03-2011 01:41 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's silly when people say that you shouldn't like them "because they might hurt you." Everyone is going to hurt you. Some people are just worth the risk.
←Rate | 11-03-2011 17:54 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It makes you worried for the future when you see all the insecure girls on Facebook posting their pictures as their statu$ and begging for likes.
←Rate | 11-03-2011 17:57 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pac-Man teaches us a valuable lesson Eat everything you can, and if anyone tries to stop you, eat them.
←Rate | 11-03-2011 18:03 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when you're trying to watch proactive commercials but MTV shows keep interrupting.
←Rate | 11-04-2011 15:01 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Come on proactiv, don't lie, its not a limited time offer, you've ALWAYS been $19.99.
←Rate | 11-04-2011 15:03 by g0re Comments (0)  




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