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   messageicon I joke on Paula Deen being racisst but if she start a plantation with free food I'd be right there like Samuel L Jackson in Django.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 14:10 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "that new iPhone $750? it better play dead if my girl touch it
←Rate | 07-27-2013 16:44 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The police showed up and used technical terms like "Stalker" and "PPO" when I thought I was leaving a "Love Note"
←Rate | 07-31-2013 19:49 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whte Kid: SHUT UP MOM!!! Mom: *Shuts Up* Blck Kid: SHUT UP MOM! *Wakes up* Where am I? Doctor: Intensive care. O.O
←Rate | 07-28-2012 18:42 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon "BasketBall Wives" = A bunch of ungrateful hoes.
←Rate | 08-30-2012 01:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally loses virginity. 3 more years left in prison.
←Rate | 08-30-2012 23:16 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys will go to another barber and feel guilty... but cheat on their girl and go home like nothin happened
←Rate | 10-16-2012 22:29 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If anybody slips and falls down at mid field in the second half I'm blaming the sweat that dripped from Madonna's vag.
←Rate | 02-05-2012 20:36 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Might have to break down and start wearing condoms. My crabs were just diagnosed with herpes.
←Rate | 08-20-2012 23:22 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Putting your iPod on shuffle… “not this one.” (←_←) “or this one.” (←_←) “BINGO!” ~(','~) (~',')~ \('-'\) (/'-')/ \('-'\) (/'-')/
←Rate | 12-19-2011 22:39 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon a MAN and woman is the only way the world can survive
←Rate | 07-07-2013 13:23 by fadolo Comments (2)  


   messageicon (づ▶__◢)づ︻┳デ═一 say YOLO one more time.
←Rate | 05-06-2012 20:34 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon How I think I sound when I sing: ♪┗ (・o・ ) ┓ \( ゚ヮ゚)/ ♪┏(・o・)┛♪ How I actually sound when I sing: (╬ ಠ益ಠ) щ(゚Д゚щ) ヽ(o`皿′o)
←Rate | 05-06-2012 01:42 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon .When the doctor said that we couldn't have sex for 6 weeks, I actually saw a tear roll down the palm of my hand
←Rate | 06-02-2012 16:36 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing more stressful than a blind date is meeting a new drug dealer for the first time
←Rate | 06-03-2012 22:27 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your girlfriend is not a Psycho then she isn't in love.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 13:58 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Big girls take photos from the neck up.
←Rate | 12-10-2011 18:27 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bands will make her dance, Food Stamps will make her twerk. But if Romne why becomes president, yall hos will have to work.
←Rate | 10-28-2012 14:14 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon LeBron James hairline got a back court violation.
←Rate | 06-21-2012 16:33 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember Ladies, blojobs are flowers for men.
←Rate | 06-03-2012 21:57 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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