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I joke on Paula Deen being racisst but if she start a plantation with free food I'd be right there like Samuel L Jackson in Django.
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07-13-2013 14:10 by
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"that new iPhone $750? it better play dead if my girl touch it
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07-27-2013 16:44 by
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The police showed up and used technical terms like "Stalker" and "PPO" when I thought I was leaving a "Love Note"
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07-31-2013 19:49 by
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Whte Kid: SHUT UP MOM!!! Mom: *Shuts Up* Blck Kid: SHUT UP MOM! *Wakes up* Where am I? Doctor: Intensive care. O.O
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07-28-2012 18:42 by
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"BasketBall Wives" = A bunch of ungrateful hoes.
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08-30-2012 01:07 by
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Finally loses virginity. 3 more years left in prison.
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08-30-2012 23:16 by
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Guys will go to another barber and feel guilty... but cheat on their girl and go home like nothin happened
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10-16-2012 22:29 by
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If anybody slips and falls down at mid field in the second half I'm blaming the sweat that dripped from Madonna's vag.
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02-05-2012 20:36 by
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Might have to break down and start wearing condoms. My crabs were just diagnosed with herpes.
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08-20-2012 23:22 by
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Putting your iPod on shuffle… “not this one.” (←_←) “or this one.” (←_←) “BINGO!” ~(','~) (~',')~ \('-'\) (/'-')/ \('-'\) (/'-')/
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12-19-2011 22:39 by
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a MAN and woman is the only way the world can survive
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07-07-2013 13:23 by
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(づ▶__◢)づ︻┳デ═一 say YOLO one more time.
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05-06-2012 20:34 by
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How I think I sound when I sing: ♪┗ (・o・ ) ┓ \( ゚ヮ゚)/ ♪┏(・o・)┛♪ How I actually sound when I sing: (╬ ಠ益ಠ) щ(゚Д゚щ) ヽ(o`皿′o)
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05-06-2012 01:42 by
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.When the doctor said that we couldn't have sex for 6 weeks, I actually saw a tear roll down the palm of my hand
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06-02-2012 16:36 by
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The only thing more stressful than a blind date is meeting a new drug dealer for the first time
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06-03-2012 22:27 by
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If your girlfriend is not a Psycho then she isn't in love.
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11-18-2012 13:58 by
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Big girls take photos from the neck up.
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12-10-2011 18:27 by
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Bands will make her dance, Food Stamps will make her twerk. But if Romne why becomes president, yall hos will have to work.
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10-28-2012 14:14 by
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LeBron James hairline got a back court violation.
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06-21-2012 16:33 by
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Remember Ladies, blojobs are flowers for men.
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06-03-2012 21:57 by
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