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   messageicon I'm so full of Love I poot out Heart shape bubbles...<3 <3 <3 <3
←Rate | 03-26-2012 23:29 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon US soldier accused of Kiling 16 Afghans ....Well damn bring these troops home...they're stressed the fu*k out!
←Rate | 03-26-2012 11:23 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon <--- *punches the air like Cuba Gooding*
←Rate | 03-25-2012 09:31 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon A black boy in a hoodie is a thug but a white kid in a hoodie is a skateboarder
←Rate | 03-24-2012 23:08 by FADOLO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some Where In The Ghetto there's a girl using her EBT card like it's a VISA. "What you mean it declined, try that shhit again".
←Rate | 03-24-2012 22:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere In A Ghetto Household A 4 year old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"
←Rate | 03-22-2012 13:35 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got robbed tonight at Shell. I called the cops & they asked if I knew who did it I said "Yeah, pump 6."
←Rate | 03-22-2012 10:11 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothings worse than Single BicheZ talkin bout they Wife Material.. Thats like saying you Management material but Unemployed!
←Rate | 03-20-2012 15:58 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, if you love a man, set him free. If he comes back he will be yours forever. If he doesn't, the new chick probably does anil.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 11:42 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's got to be an easier way to get vodka into a Capri Sun.
←Rate | 03-12-2012 10:05 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You sit quietly under a needle for hours getting a tattoo but if I touch you with my ice cold feet you let out a bloodcurdling scream.
←Rate | 03-11-2012 21:16 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI: If you beep your horn .03 seconds after the light changes green, I will shut off my car, lay on the hood, and feed birds for an hour!
←Rate | 03-11-2012 21:13 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon (-_(-_(-_(*-_-)_-)_-) (>^_^)> }¡{ Dammiit Dude quit chasing that butterfly & get back over here
←Rate | 03-11-2012 17:48 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon HOW LONG IS THIS DORITOS COMMERCIAL!? Grandma, that's just Jersey Shore...
←Rate | 03-10-2012 22:44 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gas prices are about $3.95 a gallon and females still think guys are coming over to just "CHILL"
←Rate | 03-10-2012 22:42 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dudes be talking that "I fear nothing but god" b.s but let a loose pitbull start running down the street.
←Rate | 03-10-2012 11:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon | ( • )( • ) | Spongebob / ( • )( • ) \ Patrick ( (•)(•) ) Squidward | (•) | Plankton |•||•| Mr. Krabs
←Rate | 03-04-2012 00:33 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I pissed a taxi driver off today. I told him to reverse all the way to my house. He had to pay me $8.20
←Rate | 03-04-2012 00:30 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short.
←Rate | 03-03-2012 19:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hold up Biatch (┌'-')┌︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╤── \(‾- ‾\) where is my mutha fucckin sauce for my Mc. Nuggets!
←Rate | 02-27-2012 13:05 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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