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   messageicon This cab driver is THE WORST. I keep telling him "You passed my house, let me out" & he's all like "Sir I'm a cop and your under arrest for public nudity and intoxication."
←Rate | 04-15-2012 17:51 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I decided to follow my dreams and it led me to a casino, then to 4 bars, an hour ago I was in a gun shop and now I'm in front of a bank.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 11:13 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I'm bored late at night, I text random numbers saying: “You should really clean under your bed, it's filthy down here. PS: I love you."
←Rate | 04-11-2012 21:20 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sad thing about the Twitter and Facebook youth = Draw Something lasted longer than #Kony2012 
←Rate | 03-11-2012 05:01 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I REALLY the only person who thought that the national anthem's opening line was "Jose can youuu see!"  up until last year? Seriously?!!
←Rate | 03-08-2012 13:07 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you find the right person, you shouldn't even be able to tell the difference between being "single" or in a "relationship". That's the key. 
←Rate | 02-22-2012 10:55 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  



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