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   messageicon They say that if a guy has big feet it means that he has a big pen!s. That just makes the thought of being raped by clowns even scarier.
←Rate | 10-26-2011 17:38 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream.. but Leonardo Dicaprio had a dream inside a dream inside a dream.
←Rate | 10-26-2011 17:41 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Trix commercials just teach kids that sharing is bad.
←Rate | 10-26-2011 17:54 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are some people on facebook who don't understand the difference between 'Whats on your mind?' And I should probably see a therapist about this'
←Rate | 10-26-2011 19:40 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people's facebook $tatuse$ are ridiculously overdramatic. "going to school feels like a knife through my heart!!!" it's like, .....shut up.
←Rate | 10-26-2011 19:53 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate that awkad moment when a dumb b!tch likes a Facebook page called "I Hate Dumb B!tches."
←Rate | 10-26-2011 20:00 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's kind of fun to hang out with a younger person who thinks you're a lot cooler than you actually are.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 22:41 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cell phones ruined the era of throwing people into pools.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 22:50 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Self checkout was invented by a guy who had to buy tampons.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 22:52 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck? Well breaking a condom is 18.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 22:58 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon One hour long text conversation = 5 minute face to face conversation.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 23:13 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does frozen beer, burnt pizza and a pregnant girl all have in common? A dumba$$ who forgot to take it out in time.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 00:08 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Childbirth is nothing compared to walking through tall grass with sh!tty a$$ Pokémon.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 00:23 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not shy. I'm just being quiet because I know that if I open my mouh to speak, a flow of never- ceasing, insulting comment$ directed at you will immediately spew from within me.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 08:26 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Batman and Catwoman had a kid, it would become either a Batcat, or the less popular Manwoman.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 08:27 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 15:16 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Bromance" should be a relationship status on facebook.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 15:17 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Awesome idea: On Halloween, order a pizza to get delivered to your house When the delivery guy gets there, pretend you think he's a trick or treater and comment on how he looks like a real delivery person. Give him candy.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 15:47 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's annoying when girls take pictures in glasses and they're like "I'm a nerd". Like shut up you're not a nerd you're just a slut with glasses on.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 15:56 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon People ask me if I live my life on the edge. Well, let's just say I'm the kind of guy who eats apples without washing them first.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 22:02 by g0re Comments (0)  




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