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   messageicon Youtube needs to fix the comment section so you don't need to search through 10 pages to find the start of an argument.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 02:59 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Moving to Google+ after a facebook change is like moving to Canada after an election. Noone actually goes through with it, and even if you did, you wouldn't have any friends when you get there.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 19:41 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Pac-Man teaches us a valuable lesson Eat everything you can, and if anyone tries to stop you, eat them.
←Rate | 11-03-2011 18:03 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It takes 22 muscles to smile and 37 muscles to frown. That means I'm working out harder than you, Mr. F*cking Happy.
←Rate | 11-23-2011 23:04 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon I find it rude and inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven't time- traveled to come and visit me.
←Rate | 12-03-2011 21:01 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes, when you're having a sh!tty day and you're really stressed out, all it takes is something small, like stubbing your toe, having your printer malfunction, or losing your scissors, to make you break down in tears and lose all hope.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 21:00 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Admit it, When your were little and you swallowed a fruit seed you were scared to death a tree was going to grow in your tummy.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 18:35 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friends are like snowflakes.... if you pee on them they disappear.
←Rate | 10-29-2011 13:53 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon I HATE the commercials that try to connect their product to a virtue of life, such as "Mayo....because everyone appreciates being with family." I could be with my family without Mayo, thanks
←Rate | 11-26-2011 21:07 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ugly People: There's only so much that photoshop can do.
←Rate | 10-16-2011 00:02 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life is just a long, sick game of "Would you rather."
←Rate | 11-04-2011 17:54 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Midnight bathroom trip...eyes forward, avoid mirrors, happy thoughts.
←Rate | 11-07-2011 01:51 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Winnie the Pooh and his gang were a group of gangstas I think it would be safe to say that at one time or another Tigger would say something stupid and Pooh would respond with, "Tigga' Please!"
←Rate | 11-24-2011 14:47 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think we all know a girl that pretends that she wants to hang out, and then when you try to set something up, there's always an excuse. "Where were you tonight?" "Sorry, I had an emergency hair appointment!"
←Rate | 12-04-2011 00:36 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thank god Facebook is back up. I've had to phone 247 of my friends to tell them 'I hate work, I'm having a glass of water and going to bed, lol'. It's taken me all night!
←Rate | 11-26-2011 21:51 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon If there was ever a Titanic themed party and you couldn't figure out what to go as, you could always go as an iceberg and crash the party.
←Rate | 11-05-2011 17:30 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Mac users care more about the environment than Windows users... Why do Macs have a trash can, and Windows have a recycling bin ?
←Rate | 12-13-2011 07:19 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon When a serial killer sees their victim is getting away, they should just shout"you're on scare tactics!" and then catch up and shank them.
←Rate | 10-21-2011 11:15 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon People ask me if I live my life on the edge. Well, let's just say I'm the kind of guy who eats apples without washing them first.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 22:02 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon You feel safer when you're wearing clothes, even though they don't actually offer very much protection.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:28 by g0re Comments (0)  

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