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   messageicon iPhone > Android > Nokia > Land phone > Typewriter > 2 cans and a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note taped to it > Blackberry
←Rate | 09-23-2012 01:15 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon A black boy in a hoodie is a thug but a white kid in a hoodie is a skateboarder
←Rate | 03-24-2012 23:08 by FADOLO Comments (0)  

   messageicon took you to dinner,a movie,then for drinks,get back to your house then tell me you have your period (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)
←Rate | 12-08-2011 11:12 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mustaches are just wings for your nose
←Rate | 01-08-2012 00:39 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short.
←Rate | 03-03-2012 19:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shout Out to the Kids in the Projects that left some Milk & Cookies out for Santa but the Roaches got to it first.
←Rate | 12-26-2012 20:57 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Meagan Good box probably taste like Hawaiian bread, a fruit salad, the happiness of 10 freed slaves and tears from the Immaculate Mary
←Rate | 07-01-2013 13:41 by fadolo Comments (1)  

   messageicon C)-hrist gave H)-imself as a R)-eward so that I)-ndividuals know the S)-acrifices T)-hat he made for M)-ankind to A)-chieve the gift of S)-alvation.”
←Rate | 12-26-2011 12:08 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon What kinda shoe do pedoophiles wear? White vans.
←Rate | 10-12-2012 02:30 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon White Parent: *Knock Knock* May I Come In? Blck Parent: *BOOM BOOM* OPEN UP DIS GOT DAMN DOOR, you DONT PAY NO BILLS TO BE LOCKIN DOORS
←Rate | 05-15-2012 22:57 by fadolo Comments (2)  

   messageicon The most best things in life can't be seen or touched....at least that's what the restraining order says.
←Rate | 01-18-2012 09:09 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hoes Love buying Sharpies so they can draw on their eyebrows like this (^_^) (~_~) (`_`) ("_") (-_-) (/_\) (-_=) (~_^) (-_~) (*_~)
←Rate | 01-08-2012 15:28 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon So.... who was the best shooter this month?? A. Ray Allen B. Danny GreenC. LeBron JamesD. Aaron Hernandez”
←Rate | 06-30-2013 15:11 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon I understand how people feel when they see their ex with someone else. I feel the SAME way when I see the pizza guy at somebody else house
←Rate | 02-18-2012 19:39 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bar Rules for MEN: No shirt, no service. Bar rules for WOMEN: No shirt, free drinks.
←Rate | 06-25-2012 01:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon That very very sad moment when you bite into a chocolate chip cookie only to find out it's really just a cleverly disguised oatmeal raisin cookie.
←Rate | 10-29-2012 18:10 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon pregnant chicks get on the bus and think you suppose to give them your seat like b@tch you should of fcked a niqqa with a car
←Rate | 12-20-2013 12:33 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Facebook may say that we are friends, but I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face!
←Rate | 12-21-2011 20:53 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everyday I'm shoveling. - Winter 2014
←Rate | 02-21-2014 23:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Everyday I'm buffering" – Youtube
←Rate | 07-22-2012 00:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  

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