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Man Rule #4: Never be the last one on your street to bring the trash bins in.
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"To Hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat same as worms."-Josie Wales
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Today is the worst day ever! (wait for the "what's wrong?" reply. Then post "Today, I finished off the Thanksgiving leftovers".
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I'm currently killing a twelve pack, and every squirrel within fifty yards of my porch. Love me some Saturdays.
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Wish life could be simple like the good ol' days. Like page 756!
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Today's lunch: Redman and Dr. Pepper..slimy yet satisfying.
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Well, it's 12:30pm and I have seven dollar bills to my name. I guess it's that age old question: Lunch? Or Lotto scratchers.
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...it's ok that it's not movie quality!.
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An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
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Why is it when I'm on my lunch break my wall is hella quiet. Then from 12:30 to 3:30 all sorts of drama happens...jerks, I wanna be in the loop!
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Teach me to fish...With the price of fishing licences, it would be cheaper to just buy the little b@stards!
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If I ever get caught soliciting a prostitute, I'm going to say "These aren't the droids I've been looking for!".
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The only phrase I remember growing up was, "Don't put your hands back there!".
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Wow..Thought I just seen a cool bass boat next to me, turns out to be a 64 Impala!
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I guess I'm still butt-hurt over that bad call back in '83 during a game of dodgeball. That fricken Jenny Harden was out by a mile...
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Hey FB friend, the only time I've acknowledged you ever was thirty seconds after I accepted your friend request I scanned through your photos with negative results.
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Okay, Brand, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did!
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As a Truck Driver, let me say after several days of mid 90 degree temps, beaver season is in full swing.
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Just heard on the news we're still waiting on news of the falling satellite. Anyone know where Bruce Willis is?
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Personally, I'd like to see Gillette come out with an eight-ply roll of toilette paper.
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