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   messageicon My biggest fear is getting a murder hornet stuck in my facemask as I shovel snow Saturday morning in May.
←Rate | 05-09-2020 06:00 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon glow in the dark condoms are so much more fun for Star Wars fans.
←Rate | 08-28-2013 22:08 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first scene of Star Wars 7 should be C-3P0 waking up and saying "I just had three horrible dreams!"
←Rate | 01-25-2013 02:04 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scientists says the world is made of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.... I think they forgot to mention Morons
←Rate | 12-02-2012 05:44 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon realizes that coffee just isn't enough today ... Anyone have jumper cables I can borrow ?
←Rate | 09-19-2012 22:08 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting up with a massive headache and in an Unknown apartment.. well I suppose I had a good start to new years.. Wish you all the same.. Happy New Year !!
←Rate | 01-01-2012 02:18 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands,7 seas, over 6 billion people, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 11:11 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Typed in search box on Google : "What do woman want?". Google Replied : "We are also searching..."
←Rate | 12-07-2011 11:09 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lazy rule; can`t reach it, don`t need it.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 11:04 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN, I'm hungry
←Rate | 07-05-2011 10:22 by RoN Comments (0)  



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