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   messageicon The latest dose of social media insanity comes to us via the TikTok inspired 'Slap A Teacher' Challenge. Good ol' TikTok... where never before has the Lowest Common Denominator been so well represented.
←Rate | 10-08-2021 13:08 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first time I ever removed my clothes in front of a woman, she smiled and said it reminded her of an old song. "I asked, "Let It All Hang Out?" She said, "No. The Itsy Bitsy Spider."
←Rate | 10-06-2021 14:41 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cruises: Floating Golden Corrals with drunk people.
←Rate | 09-28-2021 03:16 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was gonna cook alligator for dinner, but my stove is broken and all I have is a croc pot.
←Rate | 08-21-2021 15:36 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon What they need in Afghanistan is Larry the Kabul Guy. He'd git 'er done.
←Rate | 08-16-2021 11:56 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm incredulous over the fact that changing the name and picture on a pancake box has yet to result in racial unity.
←Rate | 07-30-2021 05:42 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I gotta wait a half hour after eating before getting in the pool, let’s face it, I’m never getting in the pool.
←Rate | 07-24-2021 20:33 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wisdom: A friend of mine had two small kidney stones. He didn't want surgery so he went to the bathroom and "wisdom" out.
←Rate | 07-18-2021 10:36 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've made some terrible life choices over the years. Just kidding. I'm married and not allowed to make decisions.
←Rate | 07-11-2021 09:50 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Math Rock is a term meant to describe music that is complex in rhythmic structure. But in reality, all rock is Math Rock. Some is Calculus, some is Algebra, some is Arithmetic and some is Pre-K Introduction to Numbers.
←Rate | 06-28-2021 06:10 by Fazzy Comments (0)  



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