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   messageicon Nothing says "I'm a heartless,souless,low life,bottom feeding,inbred,motherf*cking scuz bag" like holding up a protest sign at a funeral.
←Rate | 09-26-2011 13:13 by JBabcock Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do people have Spiders as pets? It's not like tarantulas are cuddly or anything. I refuse to have a “pet” whose secret fantasy is finally being able to wrap me in a cocoon.
←Rate | 09-26-2011 12:23 by JBabcock Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's sad but Stevie Wonder's gotten so heavy he can't see his d*ck anymore.
←Rate | 09-26-2011 12:22 by JBabcock Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate it when some popular girl form high school goes on an on about her life. I'm like woman shut your hole. Your mouth's had more pr*cks in it than a tavern dartboard.
←Rate | 09-26-2011 12:21 by JBabcock Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't you hate it when you see a kid picking her nose in public and her Mom , who is aware, thinks it's “cute”. Makes me want to say “Eat it. It's finger licking good.”
←Rate | 09-26-2011 12:20 by JBabcock Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Picky Coworker, Watching you order and customize every aspect of your entrée even going off menu makes us fear what the staff will do to our food. Keep doing this and we'll spit on your plate ourselves. Sincerely, Your Tablemates.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 18:27 by JBabcock Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing says “I need a swift steel-toed kick to the crotch!” like people who silently watch and say nothing as someone is bullied... Except maybe parents who give their children weird @ss names.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 18:26 by JBabcock Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why thank you for the nausea Halitosis Man!... Hopefully you'll be around to save me with your super powered sh!t breath if I ever accidentally swallow poison.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 18:24 by JBabcock Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you hear a classic song on TV pimping the Swiffer and you tell your kid you think it's cool, then you are officially a nerdy parent.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 18:23 by Jbabcock Comments (0)  

   messageicon Honk if you love a peaceful and quiet drive.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 04:04 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


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